please answer following questions with either dirk or jake. 1) who loves mac and cheese more 2) who dresses better 3) who eat faster 4) who have more allergy 5) who spend more time on tumblr 6) who sings better 7) who breathe louder 8) who call the other person more when they are away from each other 9) who are less hesitant when it comes to sacrifice his life for the other person 10) who's better at rock paper scissors. THANKS!
1) who loves mac and cheese more
Dirk would like it for ironic purposes. The crappier instant cheese powder store bought chewy bullshit it is, the more ironic.
Jake would be the one who actually likes it. I can see Jake being the more culinary inquisitive of the two (though he draws the line as seaweed and orange soda soup). Plus! Grandma English made the best mac& cheese when she was still alive. It had a very unique taste that he has never been able to replicate no matter what ingredients he uses. Jake desperately wants to know what type of cheese she used.
In my humble (but totally right) and biased (still right) opinion, I believe Jake has the better fashion sense.
Not that Dirk doesn’t take care of his appearance or is very careful about the image he gives off. His sense of fashion just fucking sucks.
I mean, look at Bro. He wears a baseball cap, a popped collar polo shirt, and fuck spats (I’m not even gonna touch upon the glasses, too many have died on that field). The only reason he can pull that off is because he’s considered fandom hot.
Jake on the other hand, everything from his cute as fuck bow tie to his kickass boots, match. And despite the lack of grist, this man was the only alpha kid that had not one, but two new matching set outfits. ((He made a fucking sparkly jacket to go with his fucking chip&dale-worthy vest.))
Idk why most people have Dirk be the one into dressing up (or dressing Jake up) in cute outfits (for sex), cause I’m pretty damn sure that Jake is the one in charge of deciding what pants Dirk wears when they are going out.
One would think Jake would be the faster eater what with his wild jungle boy upbringings, but nah, Dirk is the fastest and sloppiest eater. Dirk has a tendency of flash-eating his food, especially when he's busy with a project. I like to think it's partially a leftover habit of when everything hed had to eat was seafood and orange soda. The faster you eat, the less you taste it.
If Jake does manage to convince Dirk to actually taste the food he eats, his manners are godawful. He chews with his mouth open, speaks with his mouth full, elbows (and knees) all over the table, steals food from Jake's plate, but at least he finishes his whole plate (this is actually a lie, he slowly sneaks the stuff he doesn't like on to Jake's plate when he's not looking).
On the other hand, Grandma taught Jake very good table manners that he has manage to keep all these years.
Surprisingly, Dirk. Jake would definitely have the more deadly allergy to peanuts. However, Dirk, who hasn't been much exposed to pollen, dirt, dust, fur, or just land stuff in general, would be a lot more sensitive after arriving in the Medium. It wouldn't be life threaten, but it is annoying as fuck. (Jake secretly enjoys it, just a little.)
5) who spend more time on tumblr
Probably Dirk, networking his sites and and ironic shit. Jake's main interest with the internet has more to do with streaming movies and talking on movie forums.
Dirk. He just has more of a knack for holding a beat. Jake actually does have a nice voice for singing, but he's a little tone deaf. (Not that he minds too much, his regular talking voice works just fine on Dirk. ;D ;D ;D)
Jake breaths like a normal human being.
Dirk breaths like a serial killer shadow ninja and so help me Dirk I will tie a bell around your neck.
8) who call the other person more when they are away from each other
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dirk.
Don't worry though, Dirk's a lot better now (in my headcanons) than he was before (as in, as it actually is in canon).
9) who are less hesitant when it comes to sacrifice his life for the other person
((If you watch HxH, Gon & Killua, Nobunaga scene.))
10) who’s better at rock paper scissor
Dirk, but that's because he's a filthy cheating cheater.
