constipation relief binaural beats

🔞 | i like the tiny drummer from that one band

[swarovskinipples]

new year new pinned post

friends from the internet may call me lacey. :}

the queuetual/firehose of reblogs mutual

she/her; cis

90s kid

white usian

bisexual but still working some shit out

irony-poisoned

tumblr is my only socmed. if you saw my ao3 no you didn't.

weird kinks but by the standards of weird kink havers my weird kinks are gateway and normie

fandomposting; i very seldom tag stuff except for specific fandoms. get firehosed

🍉 please help support crips for esims for gaza 🍉

i will do my best to provide alt text on my original posts

[src]

please send me pictures of fucked up scrub daddies i like them

[storyweavingspider]

I ended up in an actual mall for the first time in ages today and decided to go into the Spencer’s on a whim, and the shit I saw there was,,, oof.

I didn’t take a pic but first thing I noticed was a nyancat shirt in fuckin 2026. Looking at more of the shirts I saw

Femboy Pride Merch

Shirts that would be based from a lesbian but here you can feel the misogyny roiling off them.

The one based shirt I saw there

Anti-ICE shirts next to Autism Love Copaganda

What The Fuck 😭

[yossyislandd]

literally nothing is funnier than sphynx airplane ears

[yossyislandd]

oi my go,d

[byjove]

*conservative voice* marriage is a beautiful thing where you and your spouse hold each other hostage and are miserable for the rest of your lives and I don’t think gay people should be allowed to experience the beauty of having a spouse that has no desire to fuck you and hopes you will die young so they can finally exist in peace

[kingcatnine]

a lot of people on social media are very cruel about the literacy crisis of course I think everyone should not just read more but read things that challenge them... but when had shaming and mockery ever made you want to do something you're being made fun of for not doing? i don't think you actually care I think you're just glad to have an acceptable target to feel intellectually superior over

[hymnism]

[probuccalfat]

there’s a conversation here about how queer people who come from heavily poor, illiterate, traditional ass backgrounds have to put in fucking work to gain any real acceptance from the queer community so we’re not seen as ignorant and backwards but we also like don’t have community with our own families because of our gender and/or sexuality most times. it’s really rich that the progressive movement can acknowledge how poverty, illiteracy, religion, racial identity shape people but fully fail to understand it beyond good vs bad, enlightened vs ignorant, with us vs against us… like some of you fully cannot conceptualize a person that’s with you and on your side if they’re not exactly like you or deeply apologetic about where they came from because you look down on it. but i don’t really want to have that conversation with y’all.

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[no-one-offical]

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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

[lizardsexposed]

This is a bit random. But does anyone know the fonts that were used in the Mamdani campaign?

[oglegoggle]

@fontseeker might be able to help!

[fontseeker]

"ZOHRAN" is in a custom font called Zohran (2025). It doesn't seem to be officially available for download anywhere, but the file has a Creative Commons license on it.

"FOR" is in Coffee Service (2008) [Fonts In Use]:

"NEW YORK CITY" is in Union Gothic (2023), which you can download here.

[punkitt-is-here]

you ever think about how funny it is that basically every animal on earth has a secret shiny player 2 palette swap just in its back pocket

[inhumaninterest]

Would it help to know there's more?

Melanism is the reverse of albinism, the animal has an excess of pigementation.

And then there's Abundism; where there's only a partial excess resulting in much larger patches of melanin but without completely covering the animal

And Leucism which is partial albinism.

[succubusboyfriend]

there's also erythrism, which changes the animal's darker coloration to an orange/reddish hue!

UNLESS. 👆 the animal in question is a bug.

bugs with erythrism are bubblegum pink.

[mysimspc]

[sapphling]

it's crazy bc every plus size garment below the waist gets advertised like "FINALLY something that HIDES your apron belly!!!! there's FINALLY a garment that DOESN'T indicate the shape of your body in any capacity" okay that's great. can anyone in the world make one single thing that does the opposite some time

[alterena]

It's been one year since Sleep Token's performance at Download Festival. Another episode of Vessel doing * anything * and everyone losing their minds hehe.

Either way, a friend of mine was there in 2025 and brought me some blurry pics for reference and asked me to design a tattoo for her. Here it is :)

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Whether someone understands it or not, these are the consequences of the political views they're espousing" is a pretty important analysis tool for online movements because quite honestly, over half of everyone engaging in politics online have no foundations for the stuff they're saying and are just saying whatever makes them feel like a member of an in-group.

[beemovieerotica]

[passionpeachy]

his name is weapon

[riessene]

my long time conspiracy theory is that the huge prevalence of "dead wife" trope is because a lot of writers want their cool male protagonist to be single and/or focused on his goal but don't know how else "justify" him not pursuing women around him sexually or god forbid turn their advances down that is not emasculating in their mind