#dirkjpeg

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dirkjpeg replied to your post: 1 L3FF7 70 D0 03H7R 5H17 0V3R 4ND H0UR...

You suck. 

gho2ty replied to your post: 1 L3FF7 70 D0 03H7R 5H17 0V3R 4ND H0UR...

@ that other reply: 8;)

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dirkjpeg if all ur on is a couch y r u hatin on cats & coffee

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dirkjpeg replied to your post: dirkjpeg replied to your post: #Has ...

I KNOW that you’ve seen my selfies, you literally reblogged one yesterday. But the camera just captures my face so perfectly that it’s unreal! It doesn’t mean I don’t look like an ugly ol’ scarred piece of meat in the crapper in real life. Also, that’s a nice star.

exactly

why are you questioning me here

also that happens to everyone i spent like 10 minutes for the perfect angle okay

seriously stop that i mean it i know my eyes do not deceive i know you are cute

ill make you see it someday jesus

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#Has anyone ever told you that you look very cute? If not I'd be the first. No romo.

i have been called cute but not very cute

ill consider putting that in its own category

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dirkjpeg replied to your post:dirkjpeg replied to your post:dirkjpeg liked your...

Frantic. What are you. Ha. Talking about I’m alright. Everything is great. Peachy keen, jelly bean. How do you teach a cat to play fetch.

trust me ive been there take a deep breath or two itll help

you lure it with treats and shit it already gets halfway there chasin the damn toy you jus gotta make it want to bring it back

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dirkjpeg replied to your post:dirkjpeg liked your post:im gonna try an make an...

I don’t know. I don’t know. I haven’t got a single clue about what’s up. How about you?

that was slightly more frantic a response than i was expectin but uh

i taught one of my cats to play fetch

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dirkjpeg liked your post:im gonna try an make an actual effort to be online...

so thisll be the first real conversation ive had inna while so im gonna ask you to cut me a little slack

whats up

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dirkjpeg replied to your post “i need new music really badly  any suggestions”

Anything in the album 'Certified Air Raid Material' by edIT.

this is amazing what the fuck