#dirktexts

[dead-dove-donoteat]

HELP I ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED AN ANTI HOW DID THEY NOT CATCH ME

[dirkstridervevo]

addendum:

striders are emo.

lalondes are goth.

crockerberts are nerds.

englishleys are preps.

thanks for reading my more complete analysis.

also i hate autocorrect

[dirkstridervevo]

forgot to update my blog but hi I turned 19 Saturday

[dirkstridervevo]

all i want is to live in a studio ghibli movie

but like, a good and happy one.

like my neighbor totoro, where the most intense conflict is a 4 year old getting lost on her way to visit her mom but the rest of the movie is very light hearted and happy.

that's the kind of life i wanna live.

[dirkstridervevo]

all strilondes are emo.

all crockerbertenglishleys are preps.

pass it on.

[dirkstridervevo]

good luck to all y'all in middle school/high school/college on midterms and have a great winter break!!

[dirkstridervevo]

ok google how do i tell every single alpha and beta dave i love them without dying of Anxiety

[dirkstridervevo]

what's up i'm dirk, i'm 18, and i'm at work waiting for the dish sink to fill up so i can wash some dishes in the last 24 minutes of my shift