#dirt hat

[mattsmantis]

Nishiki has upgraded her disguise.

[thewhimsyturtle]

I'm not coming out when you can't appreciate my dirt hat and you can't even refill my water dish, Mom!

[leucisticraven]

This ladies and gentlemen is the snake equivalent of a dog getting caught while doing something stoopid.

[thewhimsyturtle]

How DARE you laugh at my new dirt hat?!

[thewhimsyturtle]

I don’t want these greens!  I want more of those extra sweet strawberries from the fancy party box!  What do you mean, the strawberries have all been eaten already?!?  I only got half of one strawberry!!

[thewhimsyturtle]

Mom, look!  I grew roots, and now I am one with the dirt!  Bow down to the Mutant Dirt Tortoise!

What’s that?  You have radicchio?  Never mind, April Fool’s!  I don’t have roots, I’m coming for that radicchio!

What do you mean I need a bath first?!?

[thewhimsyturtle]

The Dirt King has arisen and he is Not Pleased with your lack of offerings.

[thewhimsyturtle]

Good morning!  Am I late for brunch?  I was putting on my dirt hat!