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Forehead touch. Zack's trying to calm taichi down after chairman took his iron glove.

anyway no one is allowed to send me an ask ever again UNLESS it has a gay ass zack/taichi photo attached. or just taichi. ok goodnite.

#christ. fellas???? that's a lil gay.#dirt's asks #icouldbesus

Also, if you want more Think About It asks, if Suzuki hadnt joined njpw, where would the rest of Suzuki-Gun have gone?

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CHRIST ok fuck

suzuki - now i don’t think this would actually happen but i genuinely think the idea of him in current character in ufc full of Normal people beating the shit out of all of them when he’s in his actual 50s is fucking hilarious, goodbye

douki - probably bullet club. intimidating Angery man with big metal pipe would fit right in

taichi - this is not just because i simp but i genuinely on god think taichi(’s character) is so fucking full of himself that he would have started his own faction of which he is worshipped almost like a god

kanemaru - hmmm. probably also bullet club i’d think. i think the nature of his current character wouldn’t lend itself well to single’s work, so he’d have to be in a faction/tag team, unless he Revamped himself

el desperado - my heart desperately wants to say lij for obvious reasons but he would so be like. the disobedient one always challenging naito and never acting live he gives a damn when the Reality is that he do, he do be giving a damn

zsj - i don’t think there’s a faction that could Hold him tbh. he wouldn’t take to well to literally Anyone in bullet club telling him what to do, wouldn’t fit into chaos for obvious reasons, and i definitely couldn’t see him thriving in lij. he’d probably either be in taichi’s simp faction, also for obvious reasons, or he’d be a singles wrestler

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If LIJ didn't exist, what faction do you think each member would've gone? I was thinking about this earlier and I want to know your thoughts

ohhh interesting question. really interesting

naito - honestly the fans Hated him and not in a Heel Way right before he left for mexico to join los ingobernables, the proper one, so for lij to Not exist, he had to have Not brought it back when he came back to japan, or not come back to japan at all and just wrestled in mexico. so either he’d be a Nobody in njpw or he’d be w cmll i think

hiromu - it’s been said explicitly by both naito and hiromu that the only reason hiromu is Where He’s At is bc naito took him under his wing, long before he went to mexico and dealt with los ingos. so just for timeline reasons i’d say hiromu would have Still made it and been a successful little young lion and probably gone on to join chaos

sanada - this is a Rough one bc like. if lij didn’t exist, i don’t think sanada would be in a faction. i think he’d be among the top singles competitors & maybe had teases with joining suzuki gun but i really don’t think he’d commit to a faction if it weren’t for lij

bushi - literally such a little shit i could totally see him in szkg but at the same time like. his history with naito makes me think twice. i almost want to say he’d probably go to cmll too tbh but. idk. but if he was gonna be in njpw i’d say he’d be in szkg

shingo - easy chaos pick for me. i could one million percent see him and goto going for tag team gold, too. chaos already have a few massive mf Tanks that are soft boys deep down, why not add one more?

#this was a lovely ask thank u for making me Think abt it i appreciate it #lij #los ingobernables de japon #tetsuya naito #hiromu takahashi #sanada #bushi #shingo takagi #punkrockcheshirecat #dirt's asks

Honma had affiliations with the yakuza and hit his wife 😦

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#BITCH WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH #anon #dirt's asks

You like a wet drowned rat Kennth Omega and I'M the one with bad taste in men? Something is fishy...

you openly stan jay white on the tl don’t even come at me vonathan 💀

#this is fair tho #wife tag #vonschweetz #dirt's asks

you only reblog the smelly picture when i call you out for secretly loving jay white. coward.

exhibit b of rj being an ENTIRE bully in this COWARDLY anon, and then exhibit c!!!!! that’s rite!!!!!! i’m leaking our dms, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!