#vonschweetz

[adampage]

I must say you are absolutely popular today and whoever that anon you have must be very cute and adorable and not at all illiterate like I am. What a lucky anon.

von im turning off anon just so you can admit it’s you . nobody is a muse to me as much as you are

[max--phillips]

*sounds of me panting and running from a distance* *slams door open* ARE WE TALKING ABOUT SCHMIGADOON?!?!?

I GUESS SO?? I’d never heard of it before and I saw a gifset and I was like?? What is this and why is everyone in it?? It looks really good, I may watch it soon tbh since the tlou finale is tonight, though I guess ted lasso is soon too but !!

[hdlynnslibrary]

@vonschweetz​​ omg you KNOW the dynamic would change!

Like Blacksmith Pero isn’t normally the most... vocal about his affections

But when he and reader get married? That man is ecstatic!

Still sometimes cant believe you said yes and now you both are married?! Hell to the yes, Pero is here for this

Since neither of you really have a conflict of interest with neither of you overseeing the other the museum is totally okay with it too, because like you said it gives another layer of realism to museum visitors experiences when real life gets layered with the job

Literally they actually edit both of your “characters” to be married in the setting they have created as well with the gruff blacksmith falling for the sweet and often more chipper lady (only the patrons of the museum with the seasonal passes they use all the time know the fiction is very much based in reality)

For all Pero’s grumpy facade he for sure isnt shy about giving you sweet kiss on the cheek that leaves a soot stain he will laugh about before brushing it away for you

Any weird patrons of the museum who make crude comments about Pero and you that lean to the misogynistic side “because it’s hIsToRiCaL” just get the legendary glare from your husband (generally while he is holding something in the forge with the tongs not that he would hurt them.... probably... maybe)

But it is not at all a strange sight for your coworkers or museum goers to see you take your lunches over to the blacksmith’s shop  so you can both eat together

That and the museums designer/photographer took a cute snapshot of you both walking back to your car in the evening still in costume

Pero smiling at you while you recount some of the hilarious questions one of the kids on your tour had been asking. That photo ended up being used on some of the summer promotional ads online and in the new brochure because everyone could just SEE how you both felt for each other and it was just so fricking sweet <3

[kikis-writing-world]

Fake Fic: Panicky Expectant Father

I really want this to be the meme of “text your partner that you want a baby” thing. Reader texts poor, sweet Frankie that randomly one day while he’s at work. He doesn’t get a chance to respond right away, but once he does he’s like:

What? For real? Babe? We have my daughter half the time but... you want one? Our own?

And like he’s a bit panicky because it’s so out of nowhere. He already has one daughter that he shares custody of, and like... is he ready for another? He’s not opposed, just completely taken off guard.

Reader doesn’t text back until later in the day and says:

Don’t worry. Got one.

Like WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?!! So Frankie is freaking out even more like, did Reader just STEAL A BABY???!

He gets home from work and Reader is there with a puppy. Also, it’s April 1.

(And actually, they have a conversation about babies and realize that like, maybe not right this second but... yeah, that could happen.)

[ghostextremist]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRRn8fPJ/ I saw this tiktok and immediately thought about you because of my dash

HELP

[zackmephisto]

You like a wet drowned rat Kennth Omega and I'M the one with bad taste in men? Something is fishy...

you openly stan jay white on the tl don’t even come at me vonathan 💀

[charliefliehr]

smackdown, september 10th 2019 

[pikemoreno]

This whole FMK with fanfic tropes is speaking my language! I’m down! Hiya I’m Von a 28 year old, 5’, Asian, Taurus, INTP, with chaotic pastel grunge energy and usually associated with having pink hair. I enjoy reading both old used scifi fantasy books based on franchises and fanfics. I’ve also occasionally dabbled in writing and it’s blogs like yours that have gotten me inspired to start again! I’m usually the goofball of the group who hides behind jokes as a defense mechanism and hides my smart and witty mind through a ditzy facade.

you would have a slow burn with: oberyn? he’s not one to usually hold back on feelings, but he senses your hesitations, your walls, and holds back. of course this only serves to confuse you and make you pull back and well... it works out eventually.

you would be enemies to lovers with: uhh maybe din? at first he would not be amused by the facade or your joking defense mechanism, he doesn’t mind a well placed joke, but in a serious situation he just wouldn’t understand. however, after a heart to heart, he sees the real you and then he GETS it yanno. and wow, he really likes you actually...

but your soul mate would be: ezra. would love your creative spirit and your old, used books. pls read to him like every night. he deserves it.