#dirty bitch

[m1racl]

[ladyof1000masks]

I'm gonna set up a scenario for ya.

Imagine: You've been captured and strapped to a table by Scarecrow (I envisioned Arkham Knight Scarecrow). You somehow manage to slip one of your arms free and just as he's looming over to inject you. You grab him at him blindly. Instead of catching his hand or wrist, you capture a fistful of Scarecock and balls.

Squeezing the peach is a valid defense tactic against men, at least that's what your self-defense instructor swears by. Then again she has been to court repeatedly for sexual harassment...

However, staring into the cold cloudy blue eyes of Scarecrow while you're aggressively fondling his junk makes for an intensely awkward situation. You hear a dry chuckle fall from his tattered lips.

Whatever happens next is up to you. <3

[lilbluebastard]

So I was watching hellsing and why is no one worried about these two guards alucard “shoved” they look dead 😭😭

Why does no no care that red bastard over here just knocked out these two poor men doing there jobs 😭😭😭

[sibbycrobby]

marchment you need to die tonight! how’s cale supposed to lock in if he’s hurt you bitch

[trash-user]

my flatmate makes such a mess in the kitchen that i have ended up with onion in my room :///

[h0ney-bbear]

[tail-waggon]

blue is a phat clum slut whore: confirmed

[baesically-bad]

i love my lonely nocturnal soul