nothing beside remains

they/them. im your nonbinary fantasy trash babe :)

[gothfiles]

uh oh! i accidentally made an illegal copy of american rock band my chemical romances debut studio album, i brought you my bullets, you brought me your love. i hope gerard way doesnt come to my house and suck my blood... that would be awful (my front door is unlocked btw)

[queer-as-city-folk]

You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off

[dearsweetleela-deactivated20250]

sturgeon

[queer-as-city-folk]

sturgeon

[wolfsummoner]

Sturgeon

[monsieurenjlolras]

Sturgeon

[twisteddelusion]

Sturgeon

[milniar-problemsolved]

Sturgeon

[gayglitterqueen]

I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

[nostalgia-eh52]

1975 The Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast 💋

[todaysbird]

peace and love on planet earth

[todaysbird]

also snake on planet earth.

[punishedsaints]

[rebellum]

A screenshot of 2 dialogue options from the game Medieval Dynasty.

option 1: I'm a boss and do boss things. You know? Manage, delegate, assign, transfer, depute... so basically nothing.

Option 2: Stone knives, mostly. I had a big wooden vials phase, but it's over now... flax is always nice too, but I'm a stone knives man.

[thebibliosphere]

So, I'm playing the new map on Medieval Dynasty as a woman (because they finally decided to let you play as a woman), and I was curious how the pregnancy dynamic was going to work because historically, in the game, when your wife gets pregnant, she goes on an 18-year maternity leave until your kid is grown, and I was like, well I'm the main character, so what's going to happen?

Am I just not going to be able to work or complete quests while I run around after my kiddo? Surely not. That'd be ludicrous. I wonder how they'll handle this...

Well, they handled it. They handled it by making my husband pregnant.

My beloved lumberjack husband, Teodoryk, is with child and very happy about it.

This game went from "you can't play as a woman because it's historically inaccurate" to "we're not going to fix the ridiculous game dynamic of an 18-year maternity leave, but we will make it so you can get your husband pregnant instead."

Incredible. Fully headcanoning this as a t4t marriage in 11th century Poland. I can't wait to meet our beautiful child. I will, however, be hiring a new lumberjack because I am not cutting down trees for the next 18 years. Fuck that. I've got wolves to fist-fight in the woods.

[touhouweed]

[anti-des]

[sacred-portal]

[tangledbeast]

If it makes you feel any better, he hated it too.

[gayserblast]

This is the funniest and saddest sentence I've read all week

[frankensteintrans]

@trash-user @kakatieie

[woolay]

New set up

[gaycop]

Ut

[woolay]

Not what it says.

[louisegluckpdf]

had a terrifying encounter yesterday when i offhandedly said "it's always hot to be covered in blood" and the person i was talking to was like "hm. fascinating that you believe that. let's dig into that." i'd forgotten there really are people who don't intuitively understand the eroticism of being blood-soaked. stay safe out there

[frankensteintrans]

@kakatieie @frocano

[ilovefilm5]

[important-animal-images]

[trash-user]

@kakatieie

[taxidermycanine]

don't care + running + jumping + skipping + hopping + having fun + playing

[trash-user]

my clock has broke and i cant fix it :/