#dirty memer

[mrmorningstar]

My favorite thing about the whole “What your main says about you” meme is that you can clearly tell the person who made it’s main since it tends to be the most positive thing

[purplesciencelady]

Pick one of your muses.

Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your muse in a new post.

Tag five people to do this meme~

Tagged by: m3melord

1. What is your name? Meiara Filremon

2. What is your real name? I believe my original documentation said Female 18839. 

3. Do you know why you were called that? It sounded pretty and I was far too used to gore and war.

4. Are you single or taken? Taken.

5. Have any abilities or powers? I can see across the galaxies.

6. Stop being a Mary Sue. No.

7. What’s your eye color? Which eye?

8. How about your hair color? Lavender.

9. Do you have any family members? No. 

Well.

I married into a wonderful family.

10. Oh? What about pets? His name is Rick and sometimes I worry about him wetting himself.

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like. War

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing? Stargazing. Reading.

13. Ever hurt anyone before? Indeed.

14. Ever….killed anyone before? That’s what war is.

15. What kind of animal are you? Craig says I’m a phoenix and I quite like that.

16. Name your worst habits. Self-pity.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all? Craig.

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual? Have you heard of asexuality? Demisexuality? 

No?

Okay.

19. Do you go to school? Sort of.

I do work for a university.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? I am married and perhaps one day we’ll have children or perhaps just dragons.

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? Craig.

22. What are you most afraid of? Stars dying.

23. What do you usually wear? Anything that isn’t military wear.

24. Do you love someone? Yes.

25. When was the last time you wet yourself? Have you ever been shot and nearly died? You can’t control that stuff.

26. Well, it’s not over yet! This is embarrassing.

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) Um?

28. How many friends do you have? Let’s see there’s Nadaya and Carrie and...

well Rick and Craig don’t count do they?

Just two.

29. What are your thoughts on pie? Cake is better meet me in the chasm.

30. Favorite drink? Cake Vodka.

31. What’s your favourite place? Craig’s arms.

32. Are you interested in someone? Yes absolutely 100%

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy? screamingwilhelm how tall are you?

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean? Lakes. I’m not a fan of supersharks.

35. What’s your type? Dragons.

36. Any fetishes? Um.

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive? Mutual? 

What do you call it when you share the metaphorical power with your partner?

38. Camping or indoors? Camping.

... It’s the stars.

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end? No.

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people! No thank you

[lifeishella]

I bet Chloe has a u mad bro tank tops

[dotversion2]

The signs as songs off the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack

Aries - Rules of Nature

Taurus - Rules of Nature

Gemini - Rules of Nature

Cancer - Rules of Nature

Leo - Rules of Nature

Virgo - Rules of Nature

Libra - Rules of Nature

Scorpio - Rules of Nature

Sagittarius - Rules of Nature

Capricorn - Rules of Nature

Aquarius - Rules of Nature

Pisces - Rules of Nature

Or maybe these posts are just blowing smoke up your ass

[cattusvault]

oh my god. my mom just referred to herself as a "dope smokin, blowup doll totin, meme maker of a mom!"

[toldumpurple]

simplykasumi

[bagelbird]

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[ugliestsweater]

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