#dirty minded

[unicornprincesssparkleslife]

i’m so dirty minded, someone throw my brain into a dishwasher

i lowkey like it tho

[bebe-sita]

I have a dirty/ filthy mind

but also

Sweetheart and lovergirl heart 💕✨💕

[jordanlovesonedirection]

so i’m at zoo camp and i’m what’s called a junior zoo keeper but we were discussing how we’re going to watch a vet exam and my friend was asking about the animal (snake-eughhh) and went “is he big?” and the counselor responded; “yeah like 14 inches,” i may or may not have smirked and looked around to see if anyone else was smirking. no one else was. thanks to my irl best friend, i am INSANELY dirty minded… and i am supposed to be an innocent teen girl…

keep in mind i RARELY read smut or anything really inappropriate but i unfortunately have had several run ins with fanfics i have NOT wanted to see and tried to scroll but it doesn’t work.

yeah i’m gonna go now…

[jayce0927]

[shensol1982]

you ever read smut so good your coochy just clenches hard as hell automatically and it feels like a punch to the uterus? Like yoooooo, wtf you doing in there hosting a galla?

[morriganjules]

Spoilers for Warframe 1999 (just a scene/screenshot from the end of the do-over) if you haven't finished the Hex quest...

"Look Arthur, I've been inside you... The least we can do is go on a date now." - Drifter Morrigan

[jimmy-page-official]

You lot in my inbox are insatiable..