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which papa would you say is good at eating pu😻y?
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The official Naughty BG3 Survey is out!
It seems like I'm not the only one here with a fondness for statistics, so why not have a full-blown survey for folks to fill out at their leisure?
You can fill it out here, or directly through this blog. It's split into three sections, and takes roughly 15 minutes to complete.
Your answers are completely anonymous, and even if you add your email to your response, I won't be able to see it. Your answers are the only part that will be recorded.
There are questions detailing gender identity and sexuality, please excuse me if the phrasing is at any point ignorant or exclusive. I'm trying my best, but still learning! Expect various tweaks to phrasing and added questions as feedback comes in.
The survey is open indefinitely, and once a viable sampling of responses are made, I will be periodically updating you all on any interesting observations I can glean from the results. I'll also be publishing the results eventually so others can over-analyze along with me!
Have fun! And remember, this is all just for shits and giggles. Don't feel any pressure to answer questions you don't want to- all but the age question are skippable.
Fall of last year was the season we all dedicated the time to honor and appreciate the male voices behind each member that once fought for the Templar Order. Winter was the season we announced, crowned, and kneeled before our Lord of Templars. To give your praises and offerings to our King, you may visit him here.
Summer is the time of Prosperity, Extravagance, & Good Spirits. Today, we want to appreciate our female Assassins and Templars who have fought for as long as they could, believing in what was to be correct for the future of their two different worlds. Many of these fine women were voices of reason and strong female figures. For some of us, their voices and perfect postures meant more than their confidence and wisdom. Her voice brought internal warmth and comfort, one that was often difficult to dismiss at night. Her delicate body pressing and desperately holding on to you, someone she knew it was okay to fall weak for. Who was this woman you desired to share your bed with, in hopes to hear more than just your name fall against her glossy lips?
To help you decide, we’ve added a fun little audio playlist with all the voices of our very fine ladies. Cast your vote here! In the event that you are unable to decide, you may vote 2 ladies at the most! The poll will end on the midnight of August 16, so vote now!
Who's the sexiest devil?
Yurgir
Raphael
Haarlep
Mizora
Someone else
None, ewww devils!
Sorry for the lack of dirty polls lately, we're at the height of busy season at work so the blogging has been a tad less diligent than I'd like it to be.
Regarding your favorite BG3 characters...
I'm more dominant and feel the same towards them
I'm more dominant but feel more submissive towards them
I'm more dominant but feel equally dom/sub toward them
I'm more submissive and feel the same toward them
I'm more submissive and but feel more dominant toward them
I'm more submissive but feel equally dom/sub toward them
I'm equally dom/sub but feel more dominant toward them
I'm equally dom/sub but feel more submissive toward them
I'm equally dom/dub and feel the same toward them
These labels are not applicable to me/it's more complicated than that/other
How do your usual inclinations compare to what your BG3 fantasies bring out of you? This poll was mostly written by @abyssalaerlocke! Thank you for the insightful poll idea!
They also added some context for the poll:
I think in general, there tends to be more fanfic and stuff made by and for subs — I've certainly seen doms complaining about the lack of content geared toward them, and about the game itself having its romances and sex scenes heavily skewed toward subs. And yet a lot of the confessions feel very strongly about wanting to see the characters being submissive. So I wonder if the doms are just more vocal in this format, if it's a loud minority, or if maybe there's something about the characters that brings out a dominant side in people who are generally more submissively inclined? (I can definitely feel the latter for myself 😅)
Which guy can last the longest in bed?
Astarion
Wyll
Gale
Raphael
Gortash
Rolan
Zevlor
Dammon
Rugan
Halsin
Minsc
Someone else (write in anyone you want!)
Another dirty poll for ya! Have at it.
Who has the best tasting cum?
Astarion
Wyll
Gale
Halsin
Minsc
Gortash
Raphael
Zevlor
Dammon
Rolan
Withers
Someone else (please tell us!)
Thought it'd be fun to have polls on this blog, if anyone has suggestions for future dirty polls send em my way!
(Redid this post to include Halsin, felt like a crime to leave him out.)
Who has the best tasting 🐱
Shadowheart
Karlach
Minthara
Lae'zel
Z'rell
Orin
Jaheira
Alfira
Dame Aylin
Isobel
Sazza
Someone else (please tell us!)
The first dirty poll has concluded, and Halsin won best tasting cum by a landslide! Onto our next dirty poll...
