#dirvey

[ace-aussie-asshole]

The Peridots Emoji Shipnames:

Xenodora: 🐇🧪 Lucreshall: 🍂🍀 Lucrefalda: 🍀💌 Lucredora/Crystalwealth: 🧪🍀 Dirkavey/Dirvey: 👁️🥨 Dirshall: 🥨🍂 Swampwater: ⭐🍂 Xenomarsh: 🐇🍂 Berryhowler: 🍓💌

Uh ... okay. This is fun. Is there Dirk Cresswell pretzel lore I don't know about? Why are we associating him with pretzels? Is it just vibes or is there some fanon storyline I don’t know about? Like, I'm the one who came up with the names for his wife and sons, so you'd think I would know the Dirk pretzel lore if there was any. Also not Dirvey and Dirshall mentioned but no Ragneswell.

I also have to assume Berryhowler refers to Amelia Bones right? I see people associating her with strawberries. This is fun, I’ve never thought about Amelia/Mafalda before, but now I’m imagining the workplace yuri with a visceral hatred for Umbridge and I think it’s fun!

[ace-aussie-asshole]

I came up with codenames for the peridot ships!!

Pandora/xeno = Crystaldreamer Pandora/lucretia = Crystalwealth Pandora/mafie = Crystalhowler Xeno/marsh = Wondermarsh Xeno/dirk = Springdreamer Lucretia/marsh = Swampmoney Lucretia/mafie = Wealthyhowler Dirk/davey = Springwillow Davey/lucretia = Willowwealth Dirk/marsh = Springmarsh Dirk/mafie = Springhowler

And with other character too!!

Dirk/reg = Springwater Davey/remus = Moonwillow Lucretia/wendy = Wealthypoet Mafie/Julie = Loveletter Mafie/Wendy = Poemhowler/Letterpoet Lucretia/lily = Moneyflower Mafie/mary = Letterkisser Davey/siri = Blackwillow Davey/evie = Willowwidow Dirk/lily = Springflower Mafie/Alice = Nobleletter Marsh/mundy = Mudmarsh

I mean you can call them that if you want. I won't harp on your fun. Most of these ships do already have a shipname and/or it's fairly easy to combine their names, so I don't think it's super necessary, but I do also know that these are mostly created for fun and not to be used as actual shipnames aside from when there is no other name available (like how Jalice is already taken by Twilight so we call them Noblereplacement, Laisy and Ducy are both taken by other fandoms so we have to call them Dawnbloom/Sunflower, and Scorbus was called Starlight for a bit because Dr*rry, Dr*mione, W*lfstar, J*gulus and R*sekiller shippers kept invading the tag with irrelevant posts).

So, call them this if you want, I don't care, as long as you tag with pre-existing shipnames to make them easy to search for. Also I love the nickname Mafie for Mafalda. (Also gotta love that none of these asks ever provide an option for Dirk and his wife, because he canonically has a wife and two sons if you didn't know.)