#disaster speaks

[shameanddisgrace]

calories are a concept made up by the death corporation to make people afraid of food aka the thing that keeps us alive

[cabbagebender]

Wirt is voiced by fucking Elijah Wood???

[shameanddisgrace]

so fascinating how men can be misogynistic and homophobic at the same time. you complain about women all the time but you get mad when someone isn't attracted to them?

[shameanddisgrace]

i get scared when a non mutual likes my posts who are you where did you come from

[shameanddisgrace]

sometimes I'll see girls online talking about how some guy is bothering them and wish I could teleport my man repellant ass to them and use my power of ugliness to drive that motherfucker 1000 miles away

[shameanddisgrace]

damn i really look like shit

[shameanddisgrace]

everything she insulted me for she started doing. first it was dark lipstick, then curling her eyelashes, then black clothes, then mascara on her bottom lashes, then tightlining, then eyeshadow. but of course since she's pretty and i'm ugly she's "dark feminine" and i'm a cultist

[shameanddisgrace]

just ate a bunch of bullshit and now my feed is full of skinny girls tumblr is trying to tell me something