#does not compute

[lansjue]

VEIL OF SHADOWS 月鳞绮纪 dir. Edward Guo, 2026.

[glorkums]

Wait people like and care about me?

[apricustar]

tried verbally explaining the noelle robby jack scene to my mom and she sighed really loudly and stopped me to ask jd are you going to tell me they’re gay…? is that where this is going? and i had to say well—well. um i dont think they’re… not. gay… and then she told me she’s all gayed out😞😞😞 she silenced my fujoing

[unforth]

My son (age 10): mommy, are their ships that ship ships?

Me, interpreting this exactly not how he means: no? I don't think so?

Him: wut?

Me, realizing what he actually meant: oh yeah. I'd imagine so.

[aeruthien]

Matt is in this weird limbo space in my mind where if he's on screen during a C4 episode I am like 'oh Matt the player!' but when he is off screen my mind goes 'Matt the DM!', but there is already a DM, so he just... disappears? As if my brain assumes that he isn't in it at all?

Julien is just an NPC I guess until Matt returns on screen and my brain goes, oh right, Matt the player!

[willgrahamsballsack]

holy fuck i may actually die. age regressing Hannibal with Will as his caretaker. Hannibal using art as therapy to cope. Hannibal wanting to be small and curling up into Will’s chest. Calling Will daddy as Will combs his fingers through Hannibal’s hair, lulling him to sleep. Ok ok i think im gonna faint.

[redfish-blu]

The Charlie Cox from Daredevil and the Charlie Cox from Stardust (2007) are NOT the same person.

[stellar-headquarters]

always amazed by computer science people like,,, bro i look at all these codes and numbers and rules and my mind explodes