#discountedparadox

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

The watchers go through a magical girl transformation when they transform into watcher form. It's so off-character, it's funny.

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[ava-avm-headcanons]

yellow has autism, but wasn't aware of it for the longest time. but she was aware that something was slightly off with her (by that she means she felt like the only normal person out of everyone)

meaning when she would yell at green to stop rubbing his fork on the table because it was bothering her, he would, but still be really confused because it didn't seem to bother anyone else. and it would also confuse yellow because what do you mean no one else wants to rip their ears off at the sound? her sensitivity to sound and taste was actually considered just a weird pet peeve by the CG.

one thing the CG did notice was that the loudness in the room and how much social interaction yellow engages in, seems to affect yellows emotional regulation abilities, meaning the louder something was, or the longer she talked to people, the more upset, clingy, and angry yellow was. they also learned that she would much rather be alone in these times.

she also doesn't make eye contact at all. green, blue, and red were always used to it, and never questioned it, but it took a while for second to realize that yes yellow was listening she just doesn't need her eyes to.

one day Purple and Mango were over, and at some point yellow got overwhelmed, so she ran out of the room to be alone and work on redstone for a bit until she felt better. naturally, purple was concerned, and blue explained to just leave her alone for a bit and that it happens sometimes.

mango then asked if she was autistic, to which the CG was very confused and asked what that was. mango then mentioned that Gold was autistic, and some of her symptoms and accomodations. they realized that yellow for the boxes and explained it to her when she felt better.

{this is based off of my personal experience btw}

~ ri-ri

Do you know how happy it made me to see you sent another ask /vpos

Peak hcs as always (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)

[fanon-talk]

is t a drug question mark

time sensitive question /j

(hi ik mel irl he showed me this)

testosterone is a drug

[ava-avm-headcanons]

sometimes, when second’s mad, they will talk in Shakespeare

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[ava-avm-headcanons]

gold really liked bread

so much that she learned how to bake when she was like, nine. AND she was really good.

They both (her and MT) got used to Gold's breakfast on weekends

now mango can't eat a croissant without judging it and internally thinking"gold could do so much better" and then get sad because he misses gold and her amazing crossaint

~ Ri-Ri

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[ava-avm-headcanons]

I imagine yellow to have a lot of difficulty actually comprehending stuff

like if you tell her smth, there is a chance she will ask you to repeat it

~ Ri-Ri

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[ava-avm-headcanons]

red and blue both have an ongoing rivalry over “who can eat the most things that shouldn’t be eaten and not die”

this includes but is not limited to:

Planks

iron

obsidian

a pop up ad

The staff “RED GET BACK HERE YOU-”

articles of clothing

the cursor

shoes

seconds sanity

Alan’s storage

leaves

~ ri-ri

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[ava-avm-headcanons]

Every time blue has two ponytails on (or anytime, really), the entire color gang calls her hatsune miku

She pretends to be annoyed (she absolutely loves it, but hides it so that everyone keeps on doing it) when someone comes up to her and goes Miku Miku you can call me Miku~

red once asked yellow to make a device so that when blue steps out of her potion lab kitchen thingy (name in the works) and on a certain pressure plate, it would blast a random miku song from 1 of 12 obscurely hidden speakers at a time.

(side note: I hc that yellow uses she/he)

So naturally second activated it, got scared, and then kindly (see: attempted to murder both red and yellow) requested them both to deactivate the device. What Sec doesn’t know, however, is that yellow didn’t fully deactivate it. Sure, he found most of the speakers, but there are still a few lying around, as far as hes aware. And sure, yellow broke the pressure plate, but she put it back again a few days later, after second forgot about the whole thing.

and then green found out and yellow made him swear on his life that he wouldn’t tell blue or second as long as green is in on pranking blue

blue comically has avoided that pressure plate so many times, and is still unaware (she does find it weird that everyone awkwardly shuffles around a certain area, though) , and it pisses everyone off (minus second) so much

im sorry for that whole novel of a headcanon

~ ri-ri

Hatsune Miku and avm ????? My dreams just became real

Peak headcanons