May 22
🧪 "Were you always this insufferable and irritating?!"
to spamton.
"[DID YOU MEAN:] AS MUCH AS YOU? I [[#&@×ING]] HOPE NOT!!"
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🧪 "Were you always this insufferable and irritating?!"
to spamton.
"[DID YOU MEAN:] AS MUCH AS YOU? I [[#&@×ING]] HOPE NOT!!"
As this was still his first visit to Cyber City, the shady yokai was taking in all the sights and all the people he was coming across. It was all very interesting and distinct, very different from the last major city he was in. New Yokai City couldn't hold a candle to this place! Whether that was for better or for worse, not even Usapyon knew. Give him some time to learn it even better and come ask him then. For now, the otter was walking down and around, finding himself in one very specific alleyway by chance. Usapyon was unsuspecting of what -- rather, who -- he would find here.
to spamton from post-canon gameverse usapyon.
BOOM!! SPAMTON JUMPSCARE!!
* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE--HOLY [[owo what's this?]]
SPAMTON fully emerges from the dumpster he calls house and home, landing directly in front of the whatever it is he's seeing. This is not who he was expecting! But it's still some kind of Lightner, right? So there must be Kromer to be gained, or deals to be made. He just needs to find out what this little freak wants! Stick to the script!
* LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] BUT WAIT! [[There's no need to fear!]] YOUR NEW PA L SPAMTON G. SPAMTTON IS HERE! WITH A [[LimiTed Time Offer!]] JUST FOR [Little Freaks] LIKE YOU! ORDER NOW AND RECEIVE A FREE [[And The Tiger Poster!]] WHAT DO YOU SAY, KID? WANNA MAKE A DE4L?
"You're good, real good, but has an entertainment star ever met the a real one?" Usapyon tapped the ground with his foot rhythmically, a curl of intrigue on his face. He was giving Tenna finger guns. "'Cause you're looking at an astronaut, dani!"
to tv world tenna from crossover verse usapyon.
📺⭐🟥⭕ " Wait-- a-an... astronaut? -- A real one!? " That seemed to get the TV's antennas to perk up straight, letting off sparks. In a rare bout of prioritizing something else over the compliments to his own performance, everything seems to stop as this has his full attention.
His big, gloved hands clasp together and let off a confetti of little grinning stars. The five-pointed kind, that is, leaning all the way down to the much smaller creature's face, pointing his long, illuminated nose at them. " You've gone up to the ⭐STARS?⭐ Space?! Have you been to the moon..? " He grins from edge to edge. This world that only exists in darkness-- its sky is forever pitch black. The king tries every special effect he knows to fake the kind of skies he sees on TV, from matte paintings to green screens to projections, but... he's always wanted to see the real stars. And everything that rotates beside them. Ever since one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, you see. Its a fascination that few know of his, until it suddenly pops out with earnest excitement like a kid meeting their hero.
The otter had his back against the wall of Ozzies's, picking at his fingers. He wasn't even sure how he got here, this totally wasn't his place to be at all! ... Yet he liked the vibrant colors the danced around him. His blue eyes looked up to gaze at the sky, avoiding anything the Lust Ring had to share down below. This sky reminded him of one he'd seen once, way back when. In a way, that humbled him. He could still have some help being pointed in the right direction, though!
to asmodeus from crossover verse usapyon.
@discovdani
Luckily, things were at a calm for the night. The party was over, and the club was shutting down. No one left behind but the staff to clean up and close down.
A long booted leg is the first thing that greets the side walk, and then a hulking mass of a ruler comes out after, stretching as he looks around, getting ready to make his way home until he spots a little creature against the wall. He...can't recall seeing them in his life, but he supposes his club always had room for new visitors from time to time.
✥✧∘*ꕥ "Ahh, sorry, baby." He speaks to him and makes a gesture to the club. “It's closed for tonight. You can come back tomorrow though--as long as you got a partner with you.”