A Battle for Agincourt (40 Followers Special)
The Battle of Agincourt was one of the most important military conflicts in the "Hundred Years' War" is that English soldiers wanted to take the French town called Agincourt, various soldiers such as knights, archers, etc. The French used it as a temporary base to continue traveling throughout Europe and take English cities by force, the simple fact of destroying this base and town would be a serious blow to the French army, so a giant English army was headed there.
The army of English Knights and archers were located in the Harfleur port, where they would rest for a couple of days, since that port was the closest civilization site to Agincourt, the trip would take 6 hours to reach Agincourt, the archers and knights were separated in different specialized bases with their mastery and post in the army, these cities were known in those times for abundant diseases, the most common was dysentery, the archers had very bad luck, on the first night all the archers ate contaminated food for this disease, and the next morning the results were seen, Leo woke up with a strong pain in the abdomen, but there was no time for that, he put on his armor, and with a bow in his hand he went to go to training, being shooting arrows at the target, I can't stop thinking about his pain, then he heard growls from a fellow archer, he turned his head and saw a bearded man trying to take off his pants Alone, Leo asked what he was doing, but the man did not answer, with sweat on his forehead he managed to take off his pants, he leaned against the wall and liquid began to fall from his anus, wet farts sprouted from him while he moaned in pain, the poop was dark brown and his tummy was contracting, the man said, "I'm sorry, but I really needed to go."
Surprised Leo said: "What the hell are you doing?! Why didn't you use the bathroom?!" the man saw it strange and said: "Look at the base" Leo left his bow and went there, while walking Leo could feel how his stomach felt heavier for every step he took, when he arrived, Leo saw what his partner he meant, several archers were with their pants down shitting on the floor, many were kneeling on the ground, others were doing it in barrels, and others in the pig cage, where the pigs licked the dirty anuses of the archers, Leo kept walking while covering his nose, but he didn't realize that liquid poop left by one of his classmates was on the floor, it was yellow, it covered a large place on the floor and it was so thick that it stuck to Leo's shoes, he was so surprised that he Leo let out a hot fart, he felt his underwear fill with something hot and liquid, he grabbed his stomach with great pain and realized that it was going to happen to him, he didn't want to do it on the ground like the others and I look for where to "Leave the load", a man shouted his name He said, "Leo! come here, I have a wooden bucket for you" was another archer squatting, he was shitting small pieces of poop, Leo approached and asked: "Why didn't you use the bucket?", then he saw the bucket and it had already been used , it was half full of diarrhea of different colors, disgusting pieces floated on it, the bucket had some outside areas with dry diarrhea, The goalkeeper added: "That's the reason, I prefer to shit on the ground, but you will see where you want to shit", Leo uncomfortable under his pants, and without his buttocks touching the bucket, he released his load, the diarrhea came out like pressurized water, sometimes he would stop just for another wet fart to escape and then he would continue, the archer who was still crouching said: "Wow , yes, you had to go too, right?", Leo embarrassed replied: "Shut up...".
Another day passed, the archers had no appetite, they spent their time moaning in pain and shitting, the war doctors examined in depth the discomfort of the archers and determined that it was due to dysentery, a serious disease at that time, they sent this information to the high command of the mission to Agincourt, they did not want to lose because of contaminated food, the fact that the archers had dysentery was a problem, dysentery is like a stronger version of common diarrhea, it causes Dehydration, Evacuations and vomiting constant, weakness and tiredness, etc. This was a problem as it meant that: the archers had less strength in their arms, Dehydration which is a slow poison to death, and the fact that the archers would be more focused on where to shit, causing the French to discover them, the tall commanders found a solution to the main problem, and no, they were not medicines, many men would die in the war anyway, the important thing is the things that are done during the war to win, with only one day left for the trip to Agincourt , the high command decided that the archers would not wear pants, or break underwear, they would go naked from the waist down, few were lucky enough to receive diapers or loincloths, this was done so that the archers would not have so many problems at the time to defecate, since it would be a great disadvantage if the goalkeepers take their pants down and up every hour, especially if these pants are difficult to get down.
On the morning of October 25, 1415, the English army began its journey to Agincourt, the knights in armor were the first in the ranks, the second were the crossbowmen, and the last were the archers, many times the positioning was ruined because the archers came out of the formation to "Answer the call", so much so that the leader who led the group of archers took turns, they would go to the bathroom together, and being whole sections of the formation, it is much easier maintain the marching order, Leo's group touched, his group was made up of the 10 archers that surrounded him, the leader gave 10 minutes before returning to formation, they had to wait for everyone, so the whole section would return together and there would be fewer problems, the group moved away from the army, there they talked: "Finally he gave us our turn, I was already shitting myself", another archer said: "How can you say that so naturally?", and an archer came out to defend him and said :"It's normal, no either? I bet you're shitting too, like I do", the goalie nodded, all 10 people dug a single hole and squatted, it was group shitting, Leo's first experience, not counting when He shit in a bucket while several men watched him, the men moaned, one of them said: "Man, I really needed this", another archer added: "It's true, my anus felt like water wanted to come out, opening it now I feel like I'm a faucet, while small hot stones touch my anal walls trying to get out", another archer joked and said: "Too much information", all took only 3 minutes to discharge their intestines, except one, who took 7 minutes claiming that the dysentery affected him enough, the whole group re-formed and continued with the trip.
After a long time, they finally reached Agincourt, a small town that was surrounded by French soldiers, The knights fought hand to hand, while the archers shot from behind, while Leo shot, he joined another companion, like Leo, he was naked, his penis was long and pale, although a little tanned from being exposed, the archer asked Leo for help and said: "Cover me, I don't want the French to kill me, you know... Dysentery", Leo was surprised and asked why he hadn't defecated before, he replied: "I don't want to shit in front of 9 men! I prefer that only 1 see me", Leo turned his head to give his partner privacy, behind him he heard a thunderous fart, he could hearing it even with the screams of the knights, the archer's poop hit the ground hard, Leo had seen how many of his teammates had anal explosions, but never one as strong as that, the archer said: "It feels so good Leo concentrated so hard. or in the river of yellow waste that he didn't realize that his insides loosened, his diarrhea ran down his feet, Leo was embarrassed, the goalkeeper said: "Well, now there are 2 of us, come and shit with me, so we don't make a mess Leo squatted down next to the archer, his shit splattering onto other people's legs and penises, all while standing on a battlefield, where several people were also having bouts of diarrhoea.
