hi i braved my way through all 29 chapters of kyle in chains and i want to ease your mind a bit. donât worry, itâs no where near as awful as dipper goes to taco bell or any other dd. yes they are underaged in the fic, theyâre 16 which is arguably a pretty normal age to start having sex. no goldfish are harmed in the fic, itâs roleplay. the smut is actually pretty tame. the worst thing that happens in the entire story is kyle getting a finger cut off. what really makes the fic so offputting is the fact that itâs insanely ooc (kyle is an effeminate little gay JEW boy with a masochism kink that wears animal print shirts and a beret. like what) and the nazi/jew dynamic is basically the entire plot. which gets super uncomfortable after about one chapter. oh and sheila broflovski is written as the actual devil. i would not consider it a dead dove, but it definitely is weird. this is pretty much all you need to know about kyle in chains, now you donât have to waste your time reading it like i did âď¸
KYLE GETS A FINGER CUT OFF??? HUH??
And how are there 29 chapters like what đ whoâs supporting the fic that much that it warrants 29 parts-ughhhh
and i thought kyle got a goldfish inserted into him, how was it not hurt??
iâm glad it was fanon ooc kyle though. but i guess that was obvious because kyle wouldnât date cartman, and he definitely wouldnât have a humiliation kink or whatever. kyle wouldnât like someone that bullies him. i guess that brings some solace at least.
thanks mate đ
