#kyle in chains

[journallain]

No sex, no twerking, no drugs, no nudity, no vulgar swearing. Only pure talent. Gen z wouldn't understand.

[alaskan-wallflower]

hi i braved my way through all 29 chapters of kyle in chains and i want to ease your mind a bit. don’t worry, it’s no where near as awful as dipper goes to taco bell or any other dd. yes they are underaged in the fic, they’re 16 which is arguably a pretty normal age to start having sex. no goldfish are harmed in the fic, it’s roleplay. the smut is actually pretty tame. the worst thing that happens in the entire story is kyle getting a finger cut off. what really makes the fic so offputting is the fact that it’s insanely ooc (kyle is an effeminate little gay JEW boy with a masochism kink that wears animal print shirts and a beret. like what) and the nazi/jew dynamic is basically the entire plot. which gets super uncomfortable after about one chapter. oh and sheila broflovski is written as the actual devil. i would not consider it a dead dove, but it definitely is weird. this is pretty much all you need to know about kyle in chains, now you don’t have to waste your time reading it like i did ✌️

KYLE GETS A FINGER CUT OFF??? HUH??

And how are there 29 chapters like what 😭 who’s supporting the fic that much that it warrants 29 parts-ughhhh

and i thought kyle got a goldfish inserted into him, how was it not hurt??

i’m glad it was fanon ooc kyle though. but i guess that was obvious because kyle wouldn’t date cartman, and he definitely wouldn’t have a humiliation kink or whatever. kyle wouldn’t like someone that bullies him. i guess that brings some solace at least.

thanks mate 😭

[horkbajir99]

kyman fans if you know you know

[doodle-doodie-doo]

This Kyle in chains bs has got me dying lmfaooo u guys are sososo funny

[imptw33k]

i feel like blackwhiplash is just kyle in chains but in artist form

[lylabroflovski]

I read this just because of carrot memes, i do not regret it

[girlslikeghouls-moved]

[urspopinionsareshit]

I want to read "Kyle in Chains" for the lulz, but I can never get more than a couple of chapters in. This pandemic has inspired me to try to brave it again.