#disgustipated

[savethecarrots]

I made an edit! This was my first one, it took me 12 continuous hours 😬. It’s more of a Maynard edit I would say…

[savethecarrots]

I fear I just made a disgustipated edit… you can shoot me now 😔

[toolaperfectcirclefans]

"Let the rabbits wear glasses" 🥕 Credit: Screaming Monk • • • • •

[swingonasp1ral]

this is necessary

this is necessary

life feeds on life

feeds on life

feeds on life

feeds on

this is necessary.

~disgustipated

the holocaust of the carrots

[sonic-wildfire]

[itsjustlyle]

It was daylight when you woke up in your ditch. You looked up at your sky then. That made blue be your color. You had your knife there with you too. When you stood up there was goo all over your clothes. Your hands were sticky. You wiped them on your grass, so now your color was green. Oh Lord, why did everything always have to keep changing like this? You were already getting nervous again. Your head hurt and it rang when you stood up. Your head was almost empty. It always hurt you when you woke up like this. You crawled up out of your ditch onto your gravel road and began to walk, waiting for the rest of your mind to come back to you. You can see the car parked far down the road and you walked toward it. "If God is our Father," you thought, "then Satan must be our cousin." Why didn't anyone else understand these important things? You got to your car and tried all the doors. They were locked. It was a red car and it was new. There was an expensive leather camera case laying on the seat. Out across your field, you could see two tiny people walking by your woods. You began to walk towards them. Now red was your color and, of course, those little people out there were yours too.

[elvisomar]

Apparently it was a thing on Twitter today for various artists to redraw this panel. It seemed like a fun, supportive (and slightly competitive) exercise. As it happens, not a single one of those newly-redrawn panels was better than this original by E.C. Segar.

[grigori77]

And the angel said unto me, “these are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots. you see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the Holocaust.” and I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, “hear me now, I have seen the light! they have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! damn you! let the rabbits wear glasses!”

Day 16 of my “30 Days of Tool”, celebrating the music of one of my very favourite bands in the totality of the cosmos as we count down the days to the long-awaited release of their new album Fear Inoculum, sees me closing down my little “prog jaunt” through the kookier side of their work by going old school, returning to their debut album Undertow with the deeply weird closing track Disgustipated, a true cavalcade of strange (and also quite funny).  Enjoy this lyric video from YouTube ...