#dishposting

[r0zeclawz]

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

[fredersen]

i do earnestly believe that a brand new magic eraser is one of the most beautiful objects in the world. no color no weight no texture simply just a shape. closest thing to holding a 3D model in real life

[fredersen]

the lion does not concern himself with drying the dishes before he stacks them

[myriads-of-stars]

My coworker that hates everyone is getting mad that I'm taking my lunch at the exact same time I take it every day like ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ I've told her before that I have to start my break between 2 and 2:25 because breaks are 30min and morning crew leaves at 3 and no one else comes in until 3:30 sometimes 4 so I'm alone in there for at least 30 minutes and I don't want to pass out from hunger

[myriads-of-stars]

Tummy hurts while at work (3 dead, 20 casualties)

[myriads-of-stars]

It's only like 2 hours into my shift 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[myriads-of-stars]

We moved a trashcan that hadn't been moved in a while and there were a bunch of little cockroaches under it and my new coworker who I had just met like 30 minutes prior told me that when he used to smoke crack he once smoked a bowl and didn't realize until afterwards that there was a cockroach in it

So uh that's how my day is going so far