Nov 9, 2018
Court Hearing
I had a small claims hearing today and signed off on the plantiff's dismissal of the case. The judge, reviewing the paper, looks over his glasses and says to me:
"Here is your name printed, is that correct? And above it, you signed LOL as your signature?"
Me: "Yes, sir. That's my signature, I mean it reads as LOL but it's my signature."
Judge: "Let me clarify, this is your official signature?"
Me: "Yes, sir. I've been signing everything for the last 20+ years that way."
Judge: Dismisses case.
Me: (approaching the bench and showing my license) "See your honor?"
Judge: sees license signature..."So the first letter is an E?"
"Yes sir"