#dispenserisspy

[sexyandthethief]

me and my friend paul tried out that recreate a video game cover thing

mine are on the left

his are on the right

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dispenserisspy replied to your post: im disappointed the tron and speed racer fandoms...

Well what do you expect? Tron’s low tier. ;D

omg i almost got really mad until i realized you were actually talking marvel omfg tron

[sexyandthethief]

So out of the fourteen members of your Pokemon family, which six would you take with you to fight the elite four?

im no expert on moves or stats or whatever soooooooo idk

i have a huge sentimental attachment to charizard. i would always start with charmander every gen I playthrough, so cici’s comin with me.

the same goes for pikachu. i never left the forest without capping me a pikachu. grace is on my team.

vaporeon has always been my favorite eeveelution so i’m taking kylie too.

melissa’s coming because MOTHER. FUCKING. DRAGONITE. ITS SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE!

i’d also bring molly because by the elite four magikarp would have already evolved to muthafuckin gyrados

and you’d be on my team because MOTHERFUCKING GENGAR BITCH. gonna spook the fuck out of them

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Paul made this.

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All 30. Lesgo.

1. Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?

I usually do, yeah, but i whip em out when i get super stumped. Then it always turns out that the one thing i couldn’t figure out how to do was the easiest part of the whole fucking game.

2. Company you’re always loyal to?

Nintendo

3. Best game you’ve ever played?

probably Mass Effect 2

4. Worst game you’ve ever played?

idk maybe Shadow the Hedgehog

5. A popular series/game you just can’t get into no matter how much you try?

all those popular fps rpg’s like Skyrim and Farcry and Borderlands

6. A game that’s changed you the most?

Mass Effect 3

7. A game you’ll never forget?

Skyward Sword

8. Best soundtrack?

well the Awesomenauts theme is literally the best thing in the world (but idk probs Wind Waker)

9. A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?

if the music wasn’t so important to the whole demon-slaying feel, it would probably be DMC (the reboot)

10. A game you’ve completely given up on?

Goldeneye Wii. it’s the one game that I haven’t beaten that i have no intention of doing so

11. Hardest game you’ve played?

let me tell you about a game called Every-Single-Mega-Man-except-2

12. Shortest time you’ve beaten a game in?

i’m pretty sure i beat Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal twice in one day, soooo yeah however long that was

13. A game you were the most excited for when it wasn’t released yet?

Skyward Sword

14. A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?

pokemon maybe?

15. Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?

two? nonononononono Nintendo’s gotta make a Metroid/Star Fox/F Zero crossover

16. Character you’ve hated most? From what game?

James from Tomb Raider. what a fucking cunt he is. he is the equivalent to the twins from Transformers 2

17. What game do you never tell people you play?

so much fucking Call of Duty. oooh gosh darn how i love the CoD

(sarcasm)

18. A game you wish your friends knew about?

Terraria

19. Which game do you think deserves a revival?

Duck Hunt

20. What was the first video game you ever played?

Sonic Advance for the GBA

21. How old were you when you first played a video game?

idk like 6?

22. If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?

DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball. You KNOW what I’d do

23. Biggest disappointment you’ve had in gaming?

Samus’s voice actress

24. Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?

i’d say hardcore mostly. i have to accomplish things when playing ya know?

25. Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?

nah

26. Handheld or console?

console

27. Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?

oh ho ho ho ho ho ho

28. Which character’s clothes do you wish you owned the most?

(can i just be lightning pls)

29. Which is more important, gameplay or story?

as long as a game’s got bank in at least one of them, i’m cool with it

30. A game that hasn’t been localized in your country that you think should be localized?

the original Sin and Punishment when it came out

[sexyandthethief]

playing tf2

me: i just made a guy kill himself it was kind of cool

paul: we don't joke about this stuff, matt

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you’re already in my bed

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Next time Paul is grounded I'm gonna punch him in the glans