Penacony in a Nutshell: HSR
[background music] "if I could wish upon a staaarrr~" [Stelle, falling from the sky] "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" here's my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. still: things could be a lot worse. (slams facefirst into penecony) [Firefly] "hey person I definately don't know! how's the weather this fine evening! I'm not a fugitive at all! anyway want to take a tour of Penecony?" [Stelle, Staring] "yeah... sure bud. sure." [Firefly] "i'll buy you food-" [Stelle, Suddenly a lot more clingy] "HEEEY BESTIIIEE~<3" [Dan Heng on the Express:] "...Alone again... Naturally..." [Pom-Pom] "you know I'm always here for you Dan Heng!" [Dan Heng] "alooonee again.... naturalllyyyyyyy...." Climbing these stairs for Hanu is like the toughest hike ever. better find another way around. [Hanu (Stelle)] "hmph." (translation: this must be how Fu Xuan feels...) [SAM] "I am going to kill you... and then kill you again." [Raide- I mean, uhhh... Acheron] "you can't kill me. I'm already dead... INSIDE." (Draws Sword) [Stelle] "forlorn hope and birsmirch my name, for I am the ember of your love, the byproduct of your life, one that shall hold you in blessed arms when you can no longer hold oneself." [Firefly, trying to find where that is on the script] "uhh... cool?" [Director] "I AM MOVED TO TEARS BY YOUR OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE!" [Stelle, Sideye-ing Firefly] oh so SHE gets to fumble the lines but when I, The Protagonist- [Firefly] "I'm sorry that I died..." [Stelle] "WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING I'M JUST HAPPY YOU'RE HERE!" [Firefly] "The Moon is Beautiful, Isn't it?" [Stelle] "we should take a picture to remember it!" [Firefly] "s-sure!" ... [Stelle, post Penecony] "... wait a minute. was she-?! NOOOOOOOO!" [Sampo?] "c'mon best friend! you can't seriously be that distrusting of Sampo!" [Stelle, who knows this isn't Sampo because he hasn't tried to scam her yet] "not in the slightest." [Sparkle] "I've planted thousands of bombs all over Penecony-" [Stelle] "found them." [Sparkle] "what?" [Stelle] "it took like, 5 minutes." [Misha] "my time has come... you must continue your journey, without me..." (hands compass to clockie) [Clockie] "wait wha- what are you- WHA-?! MISHA! you can't leave me..." [Misha] "you must believe." [Black Swan] this lady is interesting. I wonder what she's thinking right now- [Acheron] (no thoughts head empty) [Black Swan, who is made of Memory (it nearly killed her)] "BY THE AEONS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!" [Aventurine] "hey Mrs Trailblazer. tell me. do you believe in luck?" [Stelle] oh it's an IPC prick. probably here to suck all the fun out of Penecony. [Aventurine] "you see, I propose a little wager-" [Stelle] "you son of a nice lady i'm in." [Boothill, shooting several bullets inside the express] "I FOUND YOU, FAKER!" [Acheron] "please stop." (Draws Sword and uses the slowed time to dodge) [Boothill] "woah! this Lady is fast!" [Sunday] "alright Mr Aventurine, I'll let you go. but... one last thing... is the Cornerstone we captured yours?" [Aventurine] "well yes but actually no." [Sunday] "I diagnose you with stage 4 Stelleron (cancer of all worlds)." [Stelle] "This is too good to be true!" [Black Swan] "it might seem crazy what I'm boutta say..." ... [Stelle, 5 seconds later] "so you mean to tell me Sunday trapped everyone in a Dream within a dream? what kind of Inception is that?!" [Sunday] "ONLY THE ORDER SHALL BRING US TRUE PEACE AND SECURITY!" [Stelle] "Nice argument Sunday, why don't you back it up with a source?" [Sunday, now a giant robot god thing] "MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!" (Cue: Platinum Games: Collective Consciousness)