JustAnotherHuman

I am not just a Tarantula on a Keyboard.

[skill7spark04]

Worby?

I am the Meh. AAAAAAAAAAAWUBADUGH.

[stick2fiction]

reading crime and punishment feels like this sometimes

[serps-up]

he must have some sort of condition

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[brellstudiosart]

grace after finding ilyukhina's hidden bag of vodka and lipstick

[computerwitch]

Robot girl, feeling frisky:

Oh my gosh, I feel like we're really connecting, and I honestly trust you so much. Would you mind if like... I shared my private key with you?

The CompSci major she was flirting with, about to lose her mind:

ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DO THIS.

[computerwitch]

That's what protocols like RRCP or RDP are for 🤗

Giving out your private key doesn't give others control over you so much as it just leaves you open to identity theft, which is a lot less sexy.

[skill7spark04]

I dunno... if my partner wants to steal my identity I'd be flattered.

[veguinsky]

Aerith x Tifa 💖 You can see the full collection here!

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[xener-aol]

[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[mush7221]

Sofa Soulmates

[skill7spark04]

WOMEN! (CHEERS AGRESSIVELY)

[aok-worldwide]

[skill7spark04]

how most people make friends.

[hiltontower]

[h3r0-hunter]

[skill7spark04]

no wonder they hate each other! the Dwarves keep digging into Elven Burrows and the Elves keep putting their Burrows in the way of the Dwarven Digging path!

[thememedaddy]

[skill7spark04]

twin I can write a 10 page paper in twelve minutes if someone gives me an energy drink. make it 30 minutes without. and I've never gotten a bad grade. all you have to do is be desperate enough to lock in, but not desperate enough to stress the fuck out. also a.i sucks and is bad.

[taproot-bread]

You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

[taproot-bread]

[taproot-bread]

I'M????????????

[swayerto]

[skill7spark04]

Demoman Heritage Post.

[skill7spark04]

yall ever scroll under posts you know will be controversial to go "block fishing?" I've started doing that. and I'm starting to see a lot less negativity on my dashboard for it.

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[skill7spark04]

does this fit my blog?

not really. do half the posts I reblog really fit my blog? no. is this funny? yes. why am I questioning myself? Idunno, I'm bored. aaaand reblog.

[toziertoa]

happy pride month

heres my woke hcs for the characters i give a gaf about

sorry kaufmo ilyt but youre too straight cis man coded

[skill7spark04]

you forgot one. Caine is Bi-himself. :D

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging

[internetlaureate]

No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No. 

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

um

[noisepunk]

Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

uM

[meepicusmaximus-blog]

We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f

[xxxtictacion]

This post represents tumblr

[sourprincess-deactivated2017110]

Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

ARE YOU SERIOUS

[hold-muh-beer-yall]

The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”

And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.

[arizonagunguy-deactivated201805]

You dont get this post do you? Lol

[epicdoubletap]

The comments are priceless.

[washington-acp]

So many people being clueless.

[live-exist-die-deactivated20180]

Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”

[cyrodiil-burns]

Holy fuck man not you too

[killzombieseatbacon]

So many non-comprehending mother fuckers

[warheads-r-us-deactivated202301]

Pure comedy gold.

[bigboss-smallpond]

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills

[skill7spark04]

after a long string of reblogs, deactivated users, and probably over 13 years on this site, I can say for certain, so that no user makes the mistake again:

THIS POST IS ABOUT GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS. thank you, and have a great night.