#disputatiousnurse

[ask-beepman]

Do you charge yourself?.. or have a battery?.. or something else?????

I need that. Can I have it back?

[askrabidsoldier]

Are you okay?

no, im gay

[practicalsolutions]

" its just a cut"

“That is not just a cut, Anne. That’s a gash. Here, let me get the super glue and I’ll fix you up in a jiffy!”

Justin rummaged through a tool box for the glue. He picked up some duct tape in case he would need that too.

[medikrieg]

@disputatiousnurse.

“ Aren’t you a proffessional?”

@medikrieg

“No. Not that kind of professional. What I suggest you seek is more along the psychological side.”

[blu-mcdic]

Caress Shoulder

Ansel smiled warmly.

“Oh, hallo!”

[blu-force-a-nature]

@disputatiousnurse

“Think of it as consequence for saying mean words, Now up up!” she grabbed the scout’s arm and yanked him to the table. The medbay door swinging closed “ You need it anyways..Its been a…” she took a clipboard off the table and read it “ One year and 2 months since your last physical….OOH! Look at this!” “ You require a tetanus shot!”

He curled up like a kitten when lifted, then started throwing a fit.  “I dont WANT consequenceeeeeeeeees!” Scout yelled, kicking the table and pounding his fists.  “And I don’t want no freakin’ shot, neither!”

[medikrieg]

‘  i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. 

PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS. // CLOSED.

“That, I am afraid, is an incurable sickness. I would recommend still seeing a professional about it, however.”

[blu-mcdic]

" Dr.Schafer are you excited about halloween?"

“Oh, you haff no idea! I already haff my costume planned.”