#disreputabledogface

[allycat]

how much do you get each time someone clicks it? ‘cause i’ve clicked it maybe 3 or 4 times, i keep forgetting. maybe put a link to your reason in your description?

I don't know how much I get for each click, I think it's between 15 and 30 cent, but it could me much lower...

[allycat]

Random as all Hell: 1, 3, 7, 15, 19, 22, 36, 40, 44, 58, 61, 64, 73, 80

(Sorry for the delay, I was playing Prototype 2 :P)

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

It's a tie between kitchen counter and top of the dryer... Gotta love the extra vibrations!

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Tanith Low...

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

I... I don't know xD 

15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Anya knows this one... let's just say it rhymes with mildo...

19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

I have... It was alright...

22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Umm... I don't know? Cucumber? xD

36: Favorite foreplay activities:

ALL THE FOREPLAY!

40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I have a couple of semi-nudes, no videos, though.

44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Umm... I... err... I jerked off into a condom once... does that count? xD

58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I fucking love tattoos!

61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Not really...

64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

Highly.

73: If you could give yourself head, would you?

I have tried before... let me just say this to all of the men that try... STRETCH BEFOREHAND! It fucking hurts... (For any who care, I couldn't reach, I was milimeters away with my tongue, though... maybe if I lose the stomach xD)

80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

My parents are divorced, and my mum is a lesbian... I would be highly surprised, then I would burn the bed...

[allycat]

disreputabledogface replied to your post: Forgive me for not reading your

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[allycat]

Forgive me for not reading your post about stopjohngreen, but I'm trying to ignore everything about it (fucking difficult, let me tell you) because I'm in a really triggered mood right now, and just seeing that she said the Yeti should have aborted Henry made me want to harm and I'm a week clean. I am glad that you voiced your opinions and that people are reading it and following you though. DFTBA, Steve, my dear.

I understand, you don't have to read it :)

Those of my new followers who may not have had the privilege of seeing this blog, it is run by my friend Anya(The girl I likened to Alaska in my post)

She is one of my closest friends in the world, and her blog is absolutely fantastic! She's a nerdfighter, a SuperWhoLockian, a slytherin, a tribute, a skeleton detective, and so many more fandoms! She loves books, and she talks to her followers! I guarantee that you will love her blog!

[allycat]

♫

The Take over, The Break's Over - Fall Out Boy

[allycat]

Dear Mum.

Dear mum,

I know we didn't have the best start... I mean, it wasn't until I came out that you really started to be a mother... You were always kind of just... there.

But, ever since I came out, and you and dad got divorced, and you found Jo, you've been so much more of a mother than ever before. I just... I want to thank you for never abandoning me fully. Even with the distance between us until I was 16, I always knew that you were there, and that was something at least...

I love you, mum!

[allycat]

random as usual: 1, 4, 9, 11, 19, 22, 26, 30, 38, 43, 49, 50, 53, 57, 59, 63, 68, 71, 78, 84, 90 :)

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Anya? Oh hellz yeah... You know, so long as we were both single and it was entirely consensual, then yes!

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Very.

9. Is confidence cute?

Some amount. Over-confidence is cocky and unappealing.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

Anya, Ellie, Sara, Jess, Emz, Izzy, Alyx, Katie, and as of recently, Carly.

19. Have you had sex today?

No...

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

I would love to! (I pet a shark once... it was silky smooth!)

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yes, Anya... My hair is naturally blue, except for my fringe, that has the odd quality of being Flamingo Pink! 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

It depends on the severity of their previous action.

38. Who did you last call?

Umm... I can't remember the last time I made a phone call O.o

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Many MANY times...

49. Do you dance in the car?

I dance ERRYWHURR!

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA! Aahhh, oh, that's funny... Oh... you were serious... Yes, I practiced archery from the age of 8 until I was 14 ,I used to hunt a lot, too. I thought we'd been over this?

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Not really.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nope

63. First concert?

...

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

It's a 3 way tie between Safe and Sound, Eyes Open, and Love Story.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Indeed I can!

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Oh, gods... so many people! MSI, 30STM, DRUGS, A7X, MCR, FOB,(please reunion), too many to list!!

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes... it's not that hard...

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

As long as it's consensual, both people are of age, and safe, then I'm fine with it...

[allycat]

1, 4, 8, 12, 13, 14, 17, 19, 20, 22, 25 :D

1. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Well, I haven't kissed anyone since Will, and he's in America, so, I guess not.

4. Did you meet anybody new today?

Nope

8. Do you bite your ice cream or just lick it?

I have to lick it, my bottom teeth are WAY too sensitive to cold to bite ice cream, Not even sensodine works...

12. Do you like Cottage Cheese?

Never tried it.

13. What are you listening to right now?

I'm here to take the sky - D.R.U.G.S

14. How many countries have you visited?

Spain, England, America... 3

17. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? 

Nope!

19. Do you own something from hot topic?

Yes, my Wallet, and 2 shirts I have are from Hot Topic!

20. Have you ever slapped someone?

Not angrily, no... (Spanking and slapping are different)

22. Do you have any tattoos?

No, but I want some so badly!

25. Have you made a prank phone call?

Not since I was 11 or 12 xD