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Nellis + Two Step by @disruptedoriginal

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From "Two Step" by @disruptedoriginal

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/5984812/1/Two-Step

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*sounds of Splicers booing and Big Daddies groaning*

Frogfucker: *stares intently into blank WordPad*

Frogfucker: The muse is a fickle bitch who likes to go off and get plastered with Sander Cohen.

Frogfucker: ... oh.

DRINKER OF TEARS: #same

Frogfucker: Oh fuck I didn't even realize my choice of words

DRINKER OF TEARS: I so badly need to write

DRINKER OF TEARS: PLASTERED

DRINKER OF TEARS: oh my god

Frogfucker: OH MY GoD

DRINKER OF TEARS: that's the worst place to dry. At the bottom of the ocean.

Frogfucker: In a leaky bathtub

Frogfucker: Made of glass and murder

DRINKER OF TEARS: I think they'd rather get Plastered in Paris lolololol

Frogfucker: You know Elizabeth would have

Frogfucker: AYYYYYYYYY

DRINKER OF TEARS: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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We're ARTUUUUUUSTS.

Frogfucker: How to draw, with Froggy:

Frogfucker: *crying*

Frogfucker: *demonic chanting*

Frogfucker: *more crying*

Frogfucker: *tires screeching*

Frogfucker: *airplane crashing*

Frogfucker: ...then salvage what you can from the burning wreckage.

Frogfucker: I assume the same applies to writing with Ash.

Frogfucker: Only there's a lot of *sawing noises* *screaming* in there too.

DRINKER OF TEARS: nah I just bash my face on the keyboard and post what happens

Frogfucker: That's another method

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@disruptedoriginal replied to your post:I may or may not be writing Sunshine/Bioshock:...

*loud feral grunting*

Is

Is that excited feral grunting?

[waiterwaiterpercolator]

∞ haha gotcha bitch

How did you get that way? I don't knowYou're screwed up and brilliant,Look like a million dollar man,So why is my heart broke?You got the world but baby at what price?

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Zir: 40, 42, 44

REMIND ME LATER TO WORK ON THAT SUNSHINE FIC SOME MORE BTW

40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?

Although Zir’s mother Ozwiena is credited with helping the Starbucks franchise expand (being the goddess of gossip is great if you wanna spread something word-of-mouth), and his long suffering partner who qualifies for pagan sainthood wife Hel has quite the sweet tooth, he wouldn’t really say he’s got an acquired taste for either. Peri has been trying to get him to try them since she pretty much lives on all three, though, with...some limited success.

Technically, as a god, he doesn’t have to sleep or rest and can just use his magic/powers to keep himself up...this usually comes as a detriment, though, as doing it for too long can start to drain his strength faster than an iPhone battery. 

Unfortunately for him, that’s exactly what caused him to get captured by the secret government organization known as the Silver Cross, whose purpose is the eradication of nonhumans. It’s not all his fault, though - when he was stuck with his brother Chernobog, the torture he’d be put through fucked with his sense of perceptions - to the point he wouldn’t know if he was awake or dreaming (there are times he still isn’t sure he won’t ‘wake up’ and be back in that cell). So, he figured it’d just be easier to stay awake constantly and not risk it.

42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?

The goal before prison was to acquire followers and gain power, back when that was still a viable option. After prison, though, since paganism was swept away for Christianity THANKS PRINCE VLADIMIR YOU DICK, Zir’s goal was just to live free and without the threat of his brother.

The things Zir is willing to sacrifice him for (and has sacrificed himself for) are his family and friends. He got trapped by his brother because he refused to stand down and let Chernobog bully his siblings into offering up their powers to him (allegedly because he thought he could ‘take on the Crusaders’). Zir took on the Silver Cross out of revenge after they vivisected Peri. He took on his brother a second time after he attacked Hel. In an alternate timeline, he caused an apocalyptic genocide because of his loved ones being killed.

...he doesn’t really have any ‘secret’ ambitions. Though he certainly wouldn’t mind being worshipped again, like he used to.

44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most?

Zir loves the cold seasons. He was ‘born’ at the winter solstice, late fall is when the hunting’s best, and many of his siblings draw their strength from the longer nights, so it’s a great time all around.

He’s not a fan of thunderstorms, which are most common in the spring. Mostly because they’re the work of his father’s rival Perun and his wife Dodola, which makes for miserably dangerous weather to try and travel in (though that didn’t stop him as a rebellious teenager from trying to fly in them on more than one occasion). Plus, spring is the time of the fertility gods (he had a bad run-in with Lelya, spiked wine was involved; he doesn’t like to think about it), the animals are all lean after the winter, and the abundance of blooms and flowers messes with his sense of smell. 

Also, bees. He really doesn’t like bees.

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3, 15, 24

I can’t decide if I wanna do Peri or Zir for these so POR QUE NO LOS DOS?

3: their greatest achievement

Peri: Surviving past the age of 25 would be her first answer. Singlehandedly helping mother a new race of demigods and monsters would probably be number two. Mastering the best of Van Halen’s music on guitar would be the third. Actually, is it too late to change her answer?

Zir: For Zir, his greatest achievement depends on when you would have asked him. Before his imprisonment, he’d have said it was his skills in destructive alteration - using damaging and destructive magic to transform things into something new.

After, just the fact that he managed to escape his brother is an achievement.

15: how they react to a brainfreeze

Peri: She’ll curse up a storm before trying to do that tongue-to-the-roof-of-the-mouth trick - and then promptly curse some more when that inevitably doesn’t work fast enough for her liking.

Zir: Will totally be convinced he is probably dying at the hands of the ‘syrup-snow drink the little humans created’ and beg his wife to cure him since she’s the expert in ice magic.

24: what motivates them

Peri: Survival. Funny how that one keeps coming up...is ‘spite’ an option? Because to Peri, being herself and not conforming to the ideals that others want for her (”just be a normal human” “be a monster” “be dead because you’re a monster” “be dead just because I just don’t like you” “stop sassing everything you come in contact with because that shit will get you killed”) is her biggest motivator.

Zir: In the old days, a god’s motivation was not unlike the average social media blogger’s: amass followers, wield you own power over said followers to gain more power and more followers...nowadays, it’s just about trying to be respected and noticed in a world that’s all but forgotten you and what you stand for.