#dissosiriation

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey Siri how do I turn the mirror off

[spacemancharisma]

hey Siri why did the sky just flicker and then dim slightly

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey Siri who attached these hands to my body? these aren’t my hands. I don’t want them.

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey Siri, do you ever get lonely? no, really. I don’t know how intricate your AI is. I get lonely sometimes. do you? do you feel? would Apple tell us if you did?

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey siri, where’s my heart again? like, biologically? thanks

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey Siri what is my gender?

[dissociativeheysiri]

hey Siri why is the goblin that resides in my lower torso so angry at me?

[dissociativeheysiri]

Hey Siri, what’s does nirvana smell like?

you already know ;)