@distant-fragments
Why the hell did canines exist?! Surely this was some divine prank to keep him on his toes or whatever! Regardless of the unfair reason, Lazarus fled from the barking, slobbery monstrosities. He’d only wandered outside for a little while, deciding he wanted to go and find some flowers to press- But of course the moment he’s far enough among plant life--
“Go away! Get away from me!”
He’s shouting from a branch higher up in a tree and clinging to the trunk for dear life. Damn things! He hated them!











