#distinguished gremlin

[therealyaspen]

Hey so on a scale of one to ten how gay is warriors in your opinion

This is probably not an accurate representation of what I mean but like. 7.5/10? I'm bad with numbers. Imo this man is bisexual as fuck. He just gives the vibe, ya know? Probably with a preference to men now that I think about it actually. I'd like to imagine that when people meet him they're either immediately like "this man is as straight as a circle" or "oh another straight dude" and when he flirts with someone they're not expecting they just kinda sit there like 🧍‍♂️ for a sec and Warriors lives for that.

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

3) Anyway, yes, I see all dreams, even those you wouldn’t remember. And goodness, no! Eating dreams isn’t really actual... “eating”. There’s no chewing, or swallowing, or digestion. It’s more so deciding to eat a dream, and it then just disappearing. That’s the best I can explain it. And don’t you worry. I don’t need nor want rest. I’d probably go insane. I’d feel useless and my powers would probably get pent-up, which would not be fun... I should be going. Goodbye, darling. - The Dreamcatcher

You just sort of absorb it into yourself? You’d go insane if you had rest? That doesn’t sound good. Better keep busy, then!

...What would happen if your powers got pent-up? Goodbye, Dreamcatcher!

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

(2) They’re not the ones with real power here... and I don’t know how you all manage to have your heads so far up you asses that you can’t see the damage you’re doing! I... I’m... I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to go off like that. You’re one of the better humans I’ve met, don’t worry. It’s just... I work so hard to make sure you all are safe and happy and you’re all very good at making it a pointless endeavour.

It’s okay. Humans can be pretty stupid sometimes, can’t we?

...how would we get our heads up a donkey? That doesn’t seem like it would be very fun for the donkey...

It’s like in the superhero movie that all my friends yell at me for not having watched where the guy makes a robot and tells it to eliminate threats to humanity, and it discovers that we are our own worst enemy (it wouldn’t have happened if he hadn’t been such a fucking American with a war-centric view on everything due to decades upon decades of military propaganda, and told it to protect humanity from outside threats instead) and so the A.I tries to kill everyone on the planet (logical fallacy, shouldn’t the A.I have had a priority menu where it went after the biggest threats first? It should have self-destructed)

Your efforts aren’t in vain, though. People are safe and happy. Not all of them, not enough of them, but some. Some is better than none.

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

(1) Oh, don’t fret about me. I’m not at all worried about a human, no matter how unsavoury they may be. And I do not know why they think what they think... you are all perplexing to me, if I am being honest. Some humans I’ve seen lack near all compassion and morality somehow, and are managing to screw all of you over. Some of your kind think that they deserve status and power and are something special to the world. It takes a lot of willpower to not show those like that their true place!

Don’t hold it back! The special thing about humans is that we can lie to ourselves, so lots and lots of people need wake-up calls about what impact their actions are having on others!

...But at the same time, take care of yourself, okay? If you hear a comment and you shrink at the thought of engaging in a debate...don’t. Just don’t engage them. If you want to, do it. If you don’t want to, don’t!

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

PLEASE DO NOT PUT METAL IN YOUR BLOOD OR THE BLOOD OF OTHERS, DARLING. - D

Aww... But I want to see what would happen...

Like how we wanted to see what would happen if we mixed every chemical we could get our hands on inside a conical flask and it ended up dissolving nails! They made really pretty rust formations (although we did get in trouble for nearly causing an explosion)

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

(2/2) Can I tell if people remember their dreams? Yes. I can see all of your dreams, and also you tend to still only remember some of what I leave. Do I... no, no, no, I definitely do not do /that/, darling. I have standards. I do admire your knowledge of marine creatures, though. And no, I do not sleep. There's no rest for the wicked, and no rest for those who try to stop them, either... anyway, I hope you are well. - The Dreamcatcher

Oh! So you see /all/ the dreams? Even the ones we wouldn’t remember anyway?

How do you eat, then? Like a bacteria? They excrete digestive enzymes until their environment has broken down enough for them to absorb the proteins! *blushes* Thanks! I’m slowly accumulating more and more utterly useless facts just because I think they’re cool, so having someone to dump them on is great! That’s not good! Everyone deserves a chance to rest, even if you don’t need to sleep. Is there someone you can tag out with?

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

(1/2) My, that's quite a few questions... here, I shall answer them in succession. Yes, I am an improper human right now. How do I blush? Your guess is as good as mine, darling. It's never happened before. My incorporeal form is usually humanoid, yes. Do I have blood? I don't know, I've never bothered to check. I did know that, and if I remember correctly, yellow blood would be a result of cobalt or iridium. Can night terrors eat people? Possibly... that's not something I want to test, though.

Well, if you’re an improper human you might want to avoid some older people. I’ve heard them talking about how things aren’t proper nowadays. I’ve always thought that was a bit silly, because things like you will have been around when they were younger, too! Do they think that the other generations are out to get them just because as a generation they singlehandedly ripped apart the economic safety net and made incredibly high standards so that it’s more difficult to get an actual paying job? Cobalt or iridium...Now to try and get my hands on some... Okay, that’s simultaneously reassuring and scary. Thanks for telling me!

[the-ruler-of-rabbits]

(2/2) Ahem. What happened to them? I'm going to be honest with you, darling... I don't know. It could have been the night terrors, but that is not my department. I just happened to be the one chosen to take their place. I also do not know of anyone guarding memories, but I deal in dreams, so I confess I know very little. Anyway, have a wonderful night, my darling. - The Dreamcatcher

…Can the night terrors eat people?

Can you tell if people remember their dreams? Does it just happen whenever you don’t eat them? Do you eat them like sea stars do? They vomit up their stomachs and digest their prey outside their body, and then eat their stomach again!

I’ll sleep well tonight. Do you sleep?