#distracteur

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There is a French lullaby in which some men suggest to a child who found a green mice running in the grass to dip it in oil and water to make it into a snail. Do whatever you desire with this knowledge.

-Distracteur out.

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Hey what’s up!!-bea @ur-fave-sawyer

Nothing, entertain me please ...

Sincerely,

-Distracteur out

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Everyone stay quiet but I bought a gift for Scout, I may or may not be buying his forgiveness...

-Distracteur out...

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IM GONNA BONK YOU AAAUGHH

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Taking advantage of a poor soul whilst he's already down on his luck? I've barely made it back here :((

*Still on the floor from this post*

-Distracteur out.

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📘I am Builder League United's Distracteur. Welcome aboard📘

After a while of hearing Ms.Pauling talk about this whole ordeal of pages, she finally sat down and showed me. Thus, here I am, at the service of all fellow BLU enjoyers, to answer question about my task as the support class of Distraction.

As instructed, I am yet to reveal most of my identity. It will happen eventually,once we are certain no RED spies are lurking around (not that the BLU spy is welcome either...)

🗝️I was also instructed to indicate boundaries, keep them in mind.🗝️

Have patience as a virtue, you never know when I'm in the medbay, do you?

Respect is owed or you're one to end in the medbay.

Keep it work appropriate or Ms Pauling will see it (and laugh at your pathetic thoughts.)

Fellow BLU members are highly appreciated, to keep visibility up, obviously

If you wish to see how I feel about my collegues, refer to this post

📘Lastly, I was told to represent the contents of my publications.📘

[#Megaphoney] for all my queries

[#Admin here] for..moderation purposes.

On this note, I wish you a fine day.

-Distracteur out.

Ran by: @jack-sighh

(Any BLU members are welcome to be in the team :PP !!)

(RED you may cause chaos ;]])

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Hello.

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Why hello, Informer. What sumptuous information do I get to receive on this swell day? I sure hope it isn't too...triste...today.

-Distracteur out

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Yooo, quick question- could you distract the mafia for for mee??? Just a question, i don't need it *too* soon, just need some help here

*Sighs, not dramatically* Alright, I have to stop you right there before I agree. What do you insinuate by distracting. I'm fairly skilled, do not misinterpret. Mais.. They have guns, I do not. Lastly...I have a feeling I should be concerned as to what the nature of that...stupide..demand is; what did you do?.

-Distracteur out.

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“ Boo, it's me… 'gain, innit? “ He would hold up his microphone “ the question this time is... where'd ya hail from, then? an' why'd ya pack up and leave? “

Ah. Fair question i do suppose. I'm Canadian. I left because... *sighs* it wasn't exactly peaceful in the province. J'espère qu'ils me pardonneront.

-Distracteur out.