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@distrexed-worker
Kevin sat in his booth, going over his notes before his show started. There were a few major stories he wanted to make sure to report first, then the mandatory Strexcorp sponsorship ad, then some more Strexcorp ads... He smiled brightly. He loved his job!
14!!
In my state, it’s illegal to drive before the age of 17, and you can’t get a license until you’re 18. I’m 15, so no.
MAUVE LAVENDER RAZZMATAZZ SAFFRON TIMBERWOLF TANGERINE CHARTREUSE BURGUNDY
MAUVE = You are really talented
LAVENDER = You inspire me
RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you
SAFFRON = I love your ideas
TIMBERWOLF = I trust you
TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic
CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie
BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you
LU MY SON ILY TOO MUCH
Grandma Josephine has demon guests who watch Friends constantly.
Which of my ocs you should fight
Requested by strex-and-the-city and distrexed- worker
Natalia: Do it. She's an intern so she'll probably die soon anyway.
Alala: She will set you on fire. Also has Discordia who will probably come after you. Don't.
Alecta: Will also set you on fire, and has that hairpin knife thing. Not recommended unless you have a fire extinguisher.
Daisy: why the fuck would you fight her. She just wants her friends to stay safe.
Rachel: you would probably win, but she's gone through a lot so then you'd feel bad
Chiara: PLEASE FIGHT HER. She might shapeshift into someone you like but PLEASE JUST GET RID OF HER.
Richard: he'll sic Giancarlo on you, and he performs lobotomies for fun.
Violetta: fight her, but only enough to tire her out so she stops swearing on air.
While Cecil may be the Voice of Night Vale, Old Woman Josie is the town’s Spirit. This also means that Grandma Josephine is Desert Bluffs’ Spirit
Grandma Josephine is one of the few people who can remember a time before Strex and is also actively resisting it with her Demonic friends.
[EYES]
(( Lito’s eyes are dark brown, sometimes its hard to differentiate his pupils from the iris. As far as vision goes he’s actually nearsighted (maybe in the minus 2-3 range?) but he couldn’t be bothered for glasses. If he ever got them he’d probably lose and leave them everywhere if not break them. He doesn’t seem to have any photo-sensitivity nor will he wear sunglasses for any purpose besides aesthetic. ))
