Part Time Prophet

Your friendly neighborhood Cassandra. She/they. 25.

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like

killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham

poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart

joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:

[rosieandthemoon]

Seraphim necklace by Moss Pixie

[rosieandthemoon]

this necklace is gaining traction rapidly and I just wanted to say that Moss makes these necklaces to order and last I checked their site has a few stocked and customs open.

Idk them personally, just love their art and love supporting other artists

[insomniac-arrest]

"syncing with hormone cycle" "getting back to your natural rhythms" "caveman diet" "energy balancing" "luteal phase burn out" "returning to your body's natural life structure"

are you not fucking in charge? we don't have to live in the perceived biological purity of the pre-fertile crescent era where half of us aren't making it out of childhood. eat the sugar, don't eat the sugar, it's your life, girl, not Big Biology's.

[insomniac-arrest]

I truly believe this is some of the best advice for the anxiety-ridden age of trying to biohack and therapyhack and optimize your way through it all. IT'S! YOUR! LIFE! Not only is everyone's bodies different anyway, living perfectly can be just as miserable as living "unwell" if you aren't free

[scripps]

many are asking this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

person trying to get out of a timeloop but they keep getting brutally murdered by the other person stuck in the timeloop, who is having the most amazing vacation of their life and refuses to leave

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh this SLAPS

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #a two book series #the first one from the horror perspective #and the second from view of the slightly morbid vacation /End ID]

[pansyfemme]

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[ironychan]

I dreamed the Pope announced a new deadly sin called 'sluttony' and everybody was really excited to try it.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

[fairycosmos]

don’t understand where people get the energy to be an active participant in their own lives. the days just happen to me for real

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

[vinny-vox]

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

[no-more-dead-dogs]

egg magical girl where she's like "man, i wish i could be a girl all the time, this is so fun! sucks im a guy the rest of the time when im not in uniform."

[no-more-dead-dogs]

her name is like. sparkle sparkle sunshine and she's so insanely miserable in her day to day life. her teammates, sparkle sparkle moonlight, sparkle sparkle loveheart and sparkle sparkle stardust don't know she's a "guy" and she's mortified of them finding out. so while the three of them hang out outside of uniform, she isolates herself.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

her whole thing is fighting darkness with the Truth and her "sparkle friend" is a little sun shaped lion thing named beam who's incapable of telling lies, which puts a lot of pressure on her. she keeps telling herself and beam that she'll tell her teammates eventually, but... not right now.

[no-more-dead-dogs]

sparkle sparkle transgenderism

[foxoftheasterisk]

the hatching starts when beam offhand mentions she's a girl and she's like "but you can't lie??"

[no-more-dead-dogs]

YOU GET EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING FOR THERE

[lasaraconor]

Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfish 

[thetableintheback]

[image description: a gif parodying edward hopper’s nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]

[carnivalseb]

good thing he didn’t add a door

[surfs-up-brian]

Fan art

[no-more-dead-dogs]

okay so i work in the deli of a grocery store, yeah? and today i got this guy who came up with his two twin children, around five years old. he walks up to the counter, carrying one kid in each arm, and loudly goes "oh, no, i forgot what i wanted!" and turns to the boy in his left arm and, in a perfect blues clues style voice, goes "caleb, do you remember what i wanted?" and the boy goes "half pound of yellow cheese!"

i, obviously, say "you've got it little sir!" and slice up half a pound of yellow american cheese, handing it to the little boy, who looks it over, nods, and tucks it in his lap.

then the man goes "well, we can't just have cheese on our sandwiches. but what else can we put on there?" and the little gurl in his other arm goes "half pound of ham!" so i nod and say "yes ma'am! what kind?" and she points at a random cut of turkey, so her father nods and says "like she said, honey ham!" i cut half a pound of honey ham, hand it to the little lady, she looks it over, nods and puts it in her lap.

then the man goes "now, what should we have for the side?" and the kids both simultaneously start cheering "macking cheese!!!" and the man spins on his heel and marches off, presumably to find the macking cheese.

later, the little boy comes wandering back to the counter while his father looks on and loudly and proudly proclaims that he wants to know where the mustard is. i point him to the correct aisle, he nods, says "thank you mister deli woman" and walks away.

[briscal]

[scrungly420]

For anyone wondering, Blockhead and conehead are terms used to describe the skull shape of golden retrievers. This baby is a blockhead but to anyone unfamiliar, it sounds like the reddit op is asking if this puppy is going to be an idiot.

Goldens have two main head types, Block and Cone (sometimes called slender but I digress). Blockheads have the big blocky heads and coneheads are more pointy. Two examples below.

As far as I'm aware, its just an aesthetic thing and has no impact on their health.

TLDR: your mama so blockhead she minecraft steve

[greelin]

idk. too many people drive like they don’t realize (or care) that they could die and/or kill someone. as a result of the way they are driving. sorry if i sound lame or ancient i just feel insane witnessing the lack of concern on a regular basis. The vehicle you are in is thousands of pounds going many miles an hour. do you know this