#divine shenanigans

[asmrbrainrot]

Nyx: My body is a temple!

Vox: Open to everyone 24/7 365.

[lightbearcuddles]

When Gods Have Egos And Make Stupid Decisions

Triton was feeling jealous, because see, his friend had a little brother, which he did not (the bastard didn’t count). And recently, having introduced said brother to Triton, Leonard was making a point of boasting about it. And maybe a teeny tiny bit of Triton was jealous…

“Recently he even wished me ‘happy birthday’ and got me this sword! Impressive weapon isn’t it! Having a little brother is indeed amazing! Has Rhodes ever gotten you a sword? Just inquiring?” Leonard’s eyes are twinkling.

“Must you mention your brother in every other sentence?”

“You wouldn’t understand! You don't have one after all…”

Triton is upset, so upset that his eye twitches. And in true godly manner, as any son of Poseidon would, he does what he does best, make a stupid impulsive comment.

“Leonard, I'm sure you know by now that I do have a little brother actually, and I’m sure he’s just as if not more impressive than your own. I just don’t go around talking about him every five seconds”

The god then takes a while to process what just flew out his mouth. Leonard’s eyes are wide, and he’s stunned into silence, staring at Triton like he was a mutated monster. Triton’s eye twitches again, as he thinks of what he’d just implied.

Leonard opens his mouth, closes it then opens it again “The half-blood prince you mean? You’re on good terms with him? You commune with him? When did you start liking the basta…Prince?”

Triton glares, truly upset this time round. Acknowledging, calling out Perseus as a bastard was something only he was allowed to do. Even Leonard was not allowed such a privilege .

“Watch your words Leo,that was not for you to say” Triton enunciates each word slowly, as if forcing them into Leonard’s skull. Uh oh, Leonard was smiling, that was never a good sign. Triton's eyebrows are furrow.

“Right, I apologise. Next Friday, we’re going on a hunt together with my brother Bistorff aren’t we? Why don't you bring along your brother too?”

And that’s how Triton found himself staring at the door of the bastard, Perseus’s apartment door. Should he knock? No. He should flash inside the house. It wasn’t too late to leave yet…Triton mused.

[defidelis]

Me: *pours half a can of beer in a glass and offers the other half to Thor*

Me: So, I'll revert that later because, as you know, throwing away food is something I'm not comfortable with, I hope that's okay with you. I'll give you the time to enjoy it though, don't w-

Thor: *slams it like a shot* Voilà! *grins*

Me: .....I mean...that works too...

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Nyx: They took away one of my most important monuments!

Kel: Oh my us, they tore down Mattress World?!?

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Bek: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Leo: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes!

Bek: THEY DONT HAVE ANY ARMS!!! 🥺

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Nyx: Bek, what did you think of me when we first met back up on earth?

Bek: I thought you were a slut that wore too much makeup.

Nyx: …👀

Bek: But I was wrong, you don’t wear too much makeup!