#seven divines

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Nyx, watching his depressed little brother stuff himself with McDonalds for the third time today: Dude, do you have any idea how bad that is to put in your body?

Vox: Nyx, I’ve seen the men you put in yours. Trust me, the McNuggets are healthier.

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Nyx: You wanna know what I hate doing most after a party?

Bek: Trying to find your underwear in the big pile?

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Nyx: They took away one of my most important monuments!

Kel: Oh my us, they tore down Mattress World?!?

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Bek: I guess I’m just too tough to cry.

Leo: Just yesterday you were crying about snakes!

Bek: THEY DONT HAVE ANY ARMS!!! 🥺

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Nyx: Bek, what did you think of me when we first met back up on earth?

Bek: I thought you were a slut that wore too much makeup.

Nyx: …👀

Bek: But I was wrong, you don’t wear too much makeup!

[asmrbrainrot]

Someone that writes for Leo from sirens son? Sign me up lmao. ❤️‍🩹 and 🤒 for him if you’re up for it, your head cannons are great, not straying far from the cannon character. 💕

Thank you annon, I do try my best~!

(I hope these head-cannons live up to your expectations lol.)

🤒- So Im not entirely sure if divines even can become ill, but here’s my best guess. So I don’t think Leo would be outright “whiny” per se; but, he really doesn’t like the sensations of being sick and isn’t shy when complaining about it. I also head-canon our boy getting overstimulated easily, which isn’t a problem most of the time because he’s in a quite environment that’s almost completely in his control most of the time; however, since he’s sick, even just doing stuff around the garden takes up spoons he just doesn’t have. In addition not being able to do his gardening throws off his routine which does not sit well with him. All in all, he’d probably just lay in bed complaining until the sickness passes.

(Also, he won’t outright ask for help but if you bring him food he’d probably appreciate it since his acoustic ass forgets to eat sometimes.)

❤️‍🩹- To be honest, if he’s that upset he’s probably overstimulated and doesn’t want to touch and/or interact with people. Give him space, let him be alone and self regulate. Eventually he’ll get to a point where you can ask him about it, but don’t pressure. Chances are once he’s calm enough to talk about it he’ll yap all about whatever or whoever pissed him off in the first place. If not, parallel play. Seriously, like, just being in the room with him (even if you’re still doing your own thing) is subconsciously showing him you’re not ignoring him.

[aspenm00n]

*7 divines at the store*

Rex: *points to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil*

Rex: See that? That should be all of you.

Divines: *look away awkwardly*

Bek: You want us to become olive oil?

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Divus: So, Rex, after . . . a lot of thinking, I have a good punishment for you.

Rex: Fine, whatever, can't be that bad.

Divus: I want you . . . to go down to earth, with your wife, and go be happy.

Rex:

Rex: Alright, don't you think that's a bit too far!? How can you do this to me!?

Divus: I know, I know-

Rex: You're a fucking terrible father, and an even worse god.

Divus: Rex, son, it's just, you see what you've done for the past serval years just isn't really that acceptable. By society or by your family.

Rex: I hate you.

Divus: I know.

Rex: Why did I ever want you to come back.