#divinestatic

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currently trying to cook an AU where sera comes down to earth to observe humans and ends up replacing the news anchor right before Vox's killing spree, leading to increasingly insane Tom and Jerry antics where Vox tries to murder a literal angel and sera has to deal with trying to manage a weirdly attractive murder-happy will wood lookalike but all I have is this one edited family guy bit:

sera: and now onto the weather with vincent whittman. vincent?

vox in the middle of a mach 5 hurricane: HELP ITS RAINING SIDEWAYS!

sera: sounds rough vince. do you have an umbrella?

vox: I HAD ONE

sera: well, where is it?

vox: FUCKING-- INSIDE OUT TWO MILES AWAY!

sera: is there anything we can do for you?

vox: YEAH GET ME OUT OF HERE!

sera: bring you some soup? what kind?

vox: BITCH THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!

sera: chunky, okay, we'll get on that.

vox: THAT TOASTER IN THE BATH SHOULD HAVE WORKED--

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shipping radiojoy and divinestatic at the same time is so funny because it's like imagine your husband's weird ex gets with your sister so you have to live with the vague paranoia that your husband is going to try to leave you for your brother in law all the time, meanwhile your sister knows that her brother in law doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of ever seducing her husband so she's just chilling on a yacht and taking him out for nice dates

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coming out as one of the hetslop peddlers in this fandom by shipping vox and sera, just because they're my special blorbos and i can smash them together like barbie dolls

smth smth, vox baiting/manipulating sera into hatesex in order to prove that she's no better than the rest of the base gutter sinners, slave to her baseline sexual urges, only for her to comeback when she's balls deep in his pussy about what hell would think if they realized Vox Populi himself, Voice of the People, was bending over for an angel, smth

also they have similar angelic/demon forms so they're kissing and fucking nasty, hashtag confirmed, viv told me herself in a dream

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human vox trying to summon a demon ala alastor to bolster his TV channel only to fuck up and summon sera, an angel.

cue the begrudging romcom where sera tries to get vox to do the right thing with flawed heaven logic and weird smug "im better than you because im an ANGEL" ideas and in return vox pokes holes in that logic while being annoyed by her smug demeanor so he just becomes more subtle/smarter abt his tactics (inadvertedly becoming better)

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I just got my septum pierced too! :3 I love it! Least painful piercing I've ever gotten.

Oh cool! Septum piercings are awesome. :D One of my favourite piercings on other people.

Same. Mine was virtually painless.