divorce papers but only for demigirl lesbians
divorce papers for EVERYONE!!
(I begin handing out divorce papers like flyers)

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divorce papers but only for demigirl lesbians
divorce papers for EVERYONE!!
(I begin handing out divorce papers like flyers)
Since your divorce official can you like. Snap your fingers and make people divorced?
yes, I can!! who do you need divorced?…
Why did you happen to my parents?
uhh idk got too silly (ooc: sorry about your parents, I wish uu the best)
Was this your doing
NO BUT THIS IS SO FUNNY
Oh wise god of divorce. Please make my parents divorce! They are genuinely getting on my fucking nerves and they scare my siblings. Please, I can’t be the older sister parent for this kids.
oof yeah i gotchu (waves my magic divorce papers to make your parents divorce and have someone good in your life adopt you and your siblings) (ooc: wish uu the best)
i find it SO funny when people ask "oh what's your accent?" like son i'm from the same place as you i just used to have speech impediments lmao
bro I fell down the stairs 2 days in a row tf 😭🙏
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my name is divorce/wombat, I’m from the US, and I’m a MINOR. I use she/they pronouns, am a lesbian, and im acespec/myrsexual (look it up)
current follower children number: yoooo 150 woohoo
original blog made: January 2026, this blog was made ~May 18, 2026!! :3
the day i QUIT c.ai: March 26th, 2026
oh yeah also I have adhd but not the quirky kind im just special
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