imfreakyforwomen👅

that girl thinks she's the queen of the neighborhood... I got news for you, SHE IS!! (credit to @tropacant for banner)

[divorce-offical]

haiii im just reblogging all stuff i like from my old acc bc i need to, my old acc is getting deleted in a year and something's happening at the end of the school year so gotta do this luv yu <3

[valtsv]

oh my god i almost forgot to tell you all about how, while my dad was visiting, i had an infestation of every single kind of bug in my house that hasn't been a problem before or since. like i'm not kidding i evicted so many creeping crawlies that week and couldn't for the life of me stop mosquitos from stealing my blood, but as soon as he left they vanished. and i mean, sure, there's a perfectly rational explanation, because two people make more mess than one and he has a habit of leaving the windows wide open enough to fly a jet engine through day and night, but i can't help but think how symbolically on the nose it was. the ancestral rot at the heart of my family so gothic it's got ants and flies buzzing around its decaying corpse.

[valtsv]

hey so update but i haven't been harassed by a single freaky little beast since my dad left even after leaving some crumbs on the floor as an experiment to see if they attracted any ants so i think my dad might just be bugs actually

[divorce-offical]

i hate to break it to you, but your father is oogie boogie from the nightmare before christmas.

[divorce-offical]

every time i give a mildly intimidating and super funny ask to my friends based off inside jokes, I'm always worried i'm somehow sending it to rocky or some shit

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[mersinia]

Forgetfull popcorn

[dumb-but-happy-chaldeas]

Sleepy bread.

[irithind]

Executive disfunction steamed buns?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Attention deficit chicken feet

[the-lord-of-rats-offical]

hyperfixations glow stick juice

[divorce-offical]

hyperactive club cracker... (cracker? i barely know 'er! okay, i'll see myself out...)

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[zeta-finnish]

Happy pride

[divorce-offical]

i NEED to know if you put this on spotify this is going on my favorites

[divorce-offical]

GOOD NEWSSSS! MY WIFE IS ALIVEEEE!

you shouldn't have said that... I SUMMON DIVORCE UPON THEE!

[divorce-offical]

ur like- really cool.

aw thanks so are you please don't get divorced

[divorce-offical]

How many followers you got

13, it’s not a lot but I appreciate all of them!!

edit: whoops meant to say 14

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[unstickyhunter]

On it, chief.

[divorce-offical]

do you guys ever want to listen to a sad song but you're in a great mood and don't want to ruin your good mood but also the song is so good and you don't want to skip it??

[divorce-offical]

the only thing more awkward than awkward silence is when you try to break the awkward silence with "so... (random small talk that gets nowhere)" and then more awkward silence

[mikubilliards]

Oh boy lookie what I found here

[definitely-ao3-offical]

That's fucking lavender not blue

Anyways prev ur black n yellow like a bee

[thecatboyknight-offical]

bee for you too *two fingered solute*

[definitely-ao3-offical]

:3

[obsessivebookwormalert]

youre yellow

@fancysheepnacho + open I'm curious sue me

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Grey for sure

[obsessivebookwormalert]

:P nooo I've been caught im actually you from the mirror dimension

[definitely-ao3-offical]

Gasp you are?

[obsessivebookwormalert]

shh don't tell anyone

[definitely-ao3-offical]

:0

I shan't dare, I give you my word

[whimsy-flags]

Could you possibly do some aro, aroace, and queerplatonic colorings of The Yellow Sign (the King in Yellow's symbol)? Thank you so much :3 !!

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2F736x%2Fa8%2Fd1%2F20%2Fa8d12001c516d2d3036687f37a6f5411.jpg&f=1&ipt=ea5287540856a1f1f3dc9501ec6d42867515b361350d072055fe9896a7fb7d7a

(^example of the symbol)

Here you go!!

[divorce-offical]

saving this for later so my aroace nerd friend can see this (basically our entire friend group is invested in sfawtde)

[narinder-offical]

notice anything different narinder

You… are divorce? I suppose that makes sense. Please don’t come after me and my spouse. I would like to stay married.

[divorce-offical]

i summon divorce upon thee

[narinder-offical]

No, I beg of you almighty divorce! Have mercy!! I love my spouse with all of my life! This is Transphobic! I SUMMON THE SPECTRES OF DEATH UPON THEE! *fails to summon spectres of death* Ah. Yes. I am no longer god of death. LAAAAMB! SUMMON THE SPECTRES OF DEATH PLEASE!

[divorce-offical]

ALRIGHT THATS IT IM CALLING THE PIGEONS.

OH PIGEONS!! DELIVER ME THE GUILLOTINE! *snaps fingers*

[divorce-offical]

wait a minute... SPOUSE?! SINCE WHEN?! IS THIS YOU OR THE CHARACTER?!

[divorce-offical]

You're an official now? Why?

idk because i wanted to and i have free will

[divorce-offical]

currently ugly sobbing because i don't get to see the people in the grade above us everyday anymore

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[sonarthebat]

Apparently Tumblr blessings actually work, so shooting my shot.

[threaded-in-feelings]

I'm just going to follow the crowd on this one 🤷🏾‍♀️

[magical-maybee]

Just saying..,it’s been about a year since i reblogged this and life has been falling in place in unexpected potato-like ways… I’m not gonna say for sure this works but I’d advise you to reblog it…also I’ll reblog again…not because I’m greedy but to support!

[sadlover101-deactivated20251231]

Claiming with positivity ✨

[aninsomniacstar-offical]

begs. fucking Begs

[zeenahasarrived]

please magical Tumblr Potato Of Luck I beg

[you-got-zefroned]

You've been Zefroned! Tag someone else to Zefron them! We're all in this together!

[trixthemagemain]

Hello again Zefron...

the golden pot actually works. I reblogged it and the next day got an award at school. reblog the golden potato. and golden potato zefron because he is amusing

[privygrid]

i dont really believe it but why not

[chocymilkmilo]

help me potato I need a win

[artemisiamasterofnone]

report card tomorrow... I aced most of my exams but absolutely bombed one

Like. So dead for that one. Potato bring me luck PLEASE

[artemisiamasterofnone]

IT WORKED

I got 71 percent

Not great but i passed well nuff

[squirrel--boy]

This worked last time. Topped my school. And I need some good news rn soo...

[squirrel--boy]

IT FUCKING WORKED AGAIN ISTG

I misread my timetable as there being no English and there was English today.

I had not, due to misreading, done my essay. As such, I was fuckkkked.

Thankfully, student council meeting! English cancelled! I now have 4 more days! ALL HAIL THE POTATO OF LUCK

[divorce-offical]

idk why but this potato is giving me good vibes I’ll trust in it