#divorce.poll

[divorcetournament]

Athos/Milady (The Three Musketeers) vs. Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson (Daredevil)

Athos/Milady (The Three Musketeers)

Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson

Voting ended onFeb 16

Propaganda:

Athos/Milady

hellooooooo he tried to have her killed and then she came back to haunt him and wreak havoc on his life. and they were still in love btw.

DIVORCED COUPLE OF ALL TIME! the only reason why they weren't literally divorced is because they were french catholics in the 17th century so instead they had to keep trying to kill each other (and by extension the rest of their polycule) while being so insanely horny about it. My school did a stage version and when athos greeted her with "hello wife" after an act and a half of her scheming and plotting ohhh the gasps that were gusp throughout the audience. we're going on like 200 years of literary canon and no one has EVER surpassed them

Matt Murdock/Foggy Nelson

got divorced twice and they also both died and left the other a widower despite never having been married once let alone four times. so i think that qualifies them at least twice

[divorcetournament]

Mary Campbell/John Winchester vs. Obi Wan Kenobi/ Anakin Skywalker

Mary Campbell/John Winchester

Obi Wan Kenobi/ Anakin Skywalker

Voting ended onFeb 8

Propaganda:

Mary Campbell/John Winchester

Before Mary died they were fighting all the time and should've gotten divorced and I like to think they would've if she had lived. Also Mary is a lesbian. So.

Poll runner propaganda:

"They couldn't stand each other at first. But when we [Heaven] were done with them--Perfect couple." - Cupid, 5.14

literally forced together by heaven, and yeah mary is also a lesbian so true

Obi Wan Kenobi/ Anakin Skywalker

they were the Team two parts of a whole and then anakin went TOO FAR and obi wan had to STOP HIM and left him to die because he COULDNT BEAR TO KILL HIM and he SURVIVED and spent the next 20 years obsessed with him and trying to kill him PERSONALLY. what a divorce

[divorcetournament]

Eddie Diaz/Shannon Diaz (9-1-1) vs. Mercy/Moira (Overwatch)

Eddie Diaz/Shannon Diaz

Mercy/Moira

Voting ended onFeb 25

Propaganda:

Eddie Diaz/Shannon Diaz

Ultimate tragic divorce pairing. Never got to have the divorce they deserved. They could have been so petty together.

from the show 911, they were Highschool sweethearts that got teen pregnant then a bunch of shit happened, but the important part is that years later they started hooking up again, thought she was pregnant again but turns out she wasn’t, and he wanted to get back together but she asked for a divorce. Then she got hit by a car and died and the only other person on the show who knew about it is dead now

[divorcetournament]

Count Dooku/Sifo-Dyas (Star Wars) vs. Jaster Mereel/Montross (Star Wars)

Count Dooku/Sifo-Dyas

Jaster Mereel/Montross

Voting ended onFeb 16

Propaganda:

Count Dooku/Sifo-Dyas

they've never formally divorced but in dooku's commitemnt to the Cause of the Sith and Saving the Republic he had to Do things and keep them a secret and ALAS his beloved caught on so he had to cause sifo-dyas to die and listened to the whole thing (i think its been a while). so divorced. worst breakup ever

jaster mereel / montross

montross got him killed and it literally destroyed the whole reigion and destabalised mandalore. can be directly traced to the downfall of the jedi. 10/10 big impact divorce

[divorcetournament]

Nie Mingjue/Baxia (The Untamed) vs. Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine (Star Wars)

Nie Mingjue/Baxia

Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine

Voting ended onFeb 16

Propaganda:

Nie Mingjue/Baxia

baxia is his sentient saber. baxia is literally nie mingjues Best Friend and thing to rely on and the way she works is that she is making him angrier and angrier. this is the only way he can avenge his father and preserve his sect. She twists him inside out until he is just the vehicle of his rage and literally kills him. they are so divorced.

Anakin Skywalker/Sheev Palpatine

look first of all they DESERVED to be divorced. like they deserve to treat each other awfully and never talk ever. their divorce ended their joint mutual empire dissolving under their feet and BETRAYAL and also being thrown down a retactor shaft

[divorcetournament]

Athena Grant-Nash /Michael Grant (911) vs. Lovelace/Hilbert (Wolf359)

Athena Grant-Nash/Michael Grant

Lovelace/Hilbert

Voting ended onFeb 16

Propaganda:

Athena Grant-Nash/Michael Grant

they got a divorce because he was gay and then he got written off the show and her love life has never known peace

Lovelace/Hilbert

hiii i sat and i thought to myself ‘who’s the most divorced pairing in any of my fandoms’ and was surprised to find that it is a pairing i do not ship at all. but lovelace and hilbert from wolf359 are Thee most divorced couple of all time.

they worked together for years and they got along well, they were crew, she forced him out of his shell and considered him part of her team, and then he betrayed all of them and now every interaction she’s bitter and angry and desperately searching for evidence that any part of him regrets it. she hates him she can never trust him again it makes her sick to look at him but it wasnt always like this…

[divorcetournament]

Prowl/Tarantulas (Mesothulas)(Transformers idw comics) vs. Spamton/Tenna (Deltarune)

Prowl/Tarantulas (Mesothulas)(Transformers idw comics)

Spamton/Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onFeb 8

Propaganda:

Prowl/Tarantulas (Transformers comics)

they were collaborators during the beginning of the war until prowl had ethical concerns after mesothulas created a son for them an artificial life and so prowl tried to kill him. and then mesothulas turned himself into a spider and renamed himself tarantulas and tried to have more kids with prowl restart their collaborative relationship.

Spamton/Tenna (Deltarune)

They have a child together.

[divorcetournament]

Morgana Pendragon/Queen Guinevere (BBC Merlin) vs. Isaac Newton/Gottfried Leibniz (Real life mathematics)

Morgana Pendragon/Queen Guinevere

Isaac Newton/Gottfried Leibniz

Voting ended onFeb 25

Propaganda:

Morgana Pendragon/Queen Guinevere

They were best friends (in a kinda homoerotic way) before Morgana went evil and Gwen almost ran away with a handsome knight but he died, so she married Morgana’s half brother so she could literally wage war against her ex-bff/lover who was trying to kill her new husband. Divorced AF.

Isaac Newton/Gottfried Leibniz

were the subject of SEVERE calculus discourse in the early 1700s. Very divorced.