#dj lemahieu

[rutschmanpilled]

dj lemahieu dfa feels like putting down the horse i used to ride with in papa’s orchard until he broke his ankle

[zibanejad]

COL @ NYY 5.24.25

[maxfriedss]

HELLO?????????

[yankeesfanatic]

DJ Lemahieu headcanons? 👀👀👀

DJ is a tough one because he has no personality but here goes…

DJ is straight. As much as I love Yaoikees I don’t think there is a universe in which DJ can be perceived as LGBTQ+.

But I feel like he would also be the least homophobic on the team, like he would hate gay people less than the actual (headcanoned) gay people would. Mostly because he doesn’t have enough personality to hate anyone.

Based on Weaver calling him a black panther in Weav’s World 3, I have to assume there’s a reason for that? It definitely has to be based on him being friends with Jazz and Jazz saying something, because I cannot fathom another reason you would call a white person that otherwise lmao. So I think he mentors the young players (including Jazz) and they all probably like him as the vet who puts the least pressure on them.

He’s very protective and would kill a person for looking at his family members wrong. This also applies to his younger teammates.

He says his favorite food is steak, and he does like steak, but in reality his favorite food is a peanut butter sandwich. No jelly, just peanut butter.

Except for things beyond his control, he hasn’t been late for anything since he was a teenager.

He’s good friends with Fried but they barely talk to each other.

He doesn’t text. Literally ever. He’ll wait for the person to call him, because he just doesn’t like texting.

He smokes weed with Belli

[aybaybader]

HE’S ALIVE

[benarroz]

wondering what dj lemahieu is up to these days

[nyyfever]

𝖇𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖐 ☆

[zibanejad]

TBR @ NYY 7.22.24