pitcher apologist

carli | 21 | she/her toxic relationship with yankees baseball bencer enthusiast

[benarroz]

breaking: we forgot how to play baseball

[benarroz]

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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

[benarroz]

i’ve awaken from my slumber. boyfriends. together. in love.

[benarroz]

for the record i am alive i logged out but i missed you guys :3

[ollystarlings]

he definitely went

[higashioka]

when you're codependent homosexuals

[ollystarlings]

I KNOW A BRAT TAMER WHEN I SEE ONE

[comraderoscoes]

love consuming sports like a vulture … team i hate going thru a tough time? i will be there circling overhead. licking my lips

[benarroz]

feels appropriate rn

[friedricebattery]

૮( ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ )ა

[benarroz]

i don’t even feel joy from wins anymore

[friedricebattery]

"I didn't want to touch that thing. The guys are giving me crap for it. 'Why are you scared of a squirrel?' I don't know where that thing's been. It made a little noise at me."

[asshole-wii]

they know each other from the woods

[benarroz]

i think if i was a baseball player i’d have like survivors guilt in the event of my team pulling off a comeback win. like they worked so hard and we just destroyed all of it???? we don’t deserve it???

[friedricebattery]

cam schlittler youre so beautiful like if gerrit cole and carlos rodon had a baby

[benarroz]

i had the weirdest dream last night that ben was up to bat and everyone in the stadium threw fucking labubus on to the field and there were like billions and max and carlos were js sitting there shoulder to shoulder neck deep in labubus doing nth about it and i think that’s quite romantic

[benarroz]

never beating the labubu allegations istg 🤦🏼‍♀️