#yankee yapping

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carlos rodón is better than me because if austin wells walked up to me all sweaty, pressed his chest against me, and then gave me pitching advice i would do something drastic

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It's generally accepted that after your opponent passes out from the stress of losing a battle that you should drag their body back to a pokémon center.

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we need more ump cam moments like this. it’s the closest we get to 0.5s of baseball players

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dj lemahieu dfa feels like putting down the horse i used to ride with in papa’s orchard until he broke his ankle

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pca is so me. gets within an inch of carlos and immediately grabs at his tit

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ben rice went to the oscar piastri school of pookies

their big bunny teeth smiles……. do you see my vision

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every time the YES broadcast cuts to a yankee pitcher looking sad in the dugout after a rough start it kills a million angels

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call me a fake fan all you want but i turned the game off after the muncy home run only to check back rn and see that it’s currently 1-14. what the fuck is happening at dodger stadium