May 5, 2023
okay no wait. processing. twice??????????
YEAH..
#STORYTIME.#the first time. me and my beloved friend sam keep getting asked if we are dating by a mutual friend#we decide it is funny to act as homoerotically as possible.#and we commit to the bit so hard that both of us lose track of whether or not we were‚ in fact‚ dating.#<- love u sam#SECOND TIME. you know how sometimes you accidentally adopt a kid on a discord server.#and then someone else also adopts the same kid on the discord server#and then uh. you decide on a complicated family dynamic that just becomes the way you refer to each other until one of you has to step back#and go#'hey. polyamory real?'#<- love u wyrm#it is so insanely easy. im just too good /silly#dJKGBFJKDS











