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“– and then she’s all like ‘people have real problems’. Like, are you for fucking real? Ugh.” Devin gestured in the air angrily with her joint, weaving a crazed trail of smoke through the air. She kicked at a rock on the path that ended up being way more solid than it looked and swore loudly, hobbling for a few steps before regaining her normal walking speed. “Watch her run around now acting like this was all my fault. It’s just like fucking high school, I swear. I just can’t get along with blonde women, I’m cursed.” She looked over at Jordan and jabbed the joint in the air towards him. “If this was still high school, you would be dating her.”
















