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@dmarkana​ said: Arkana kicked open the door to Atem's room. Since his resurrection, Arkana has explored this modern world, much to the possible chagrin of his pharaoh. Walking over to Atem, Arkana dropped a pair of keys on a table. "My lord, I have procured for you a suitable ride. It is a large machine with blades that flies." Arkana had stolen a news helicopter. Leave an object in my ask and my muse will react to it being given to them.

       Not him almost throwing his phone on accident after he jumped up from his seating position. Each time Arkana makes an entrance like this it catches him off guard. Even if he is the only one doing that. ‘What in the world—‘ was right at the tip of his tongue but the mage quickly speaks before him as he sets the keys down on the table.

       “Arkana, what did we talk about you entering like thi— what.” What kind of a description was this??

       “A large machine with blades that flies?!” Atem could take a guess but would rather it not be what he’s thinking. “Do you mean a—“

       Moments later.

       “…. Helicopter.” He’s standing, absolutely flabbergasted from the sight of the helicopter just casually positioned anywhere else than a helipad. Yes, on the ground. Atem already expects someone to press charges any second now.

       “Arkana— how did you get this??” The news label is quite evident now. “You have to return this before they find it here and we get in trouble!”

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@dmarkana​ said: Pharaoh Mommy Milkers, shall I fetch my brother? Also, I too want a kitten. Get me a kitten.

       “Excuse me?” He quirks an eyebrow at the first statement. And he might as well need Mahad by his side in case he needs to flee Kaiba’s deadly (exaggerated) revenge.

       “Getting a kitten means you’ll have to face the consequences. I am currently facing mine. Also. Do not call me that!”

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"My pharaoh! Why are you gay?"

『 UNPROMPTED: always accepting! 』♚ ╰┈➤ @dmarkana

He looks him dead in the eye, remaining comfortably seated upon his throne.

“Who says I’m gay?”

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Cont. [x] // @dmarkana​

       Out of all places, it’s going to be the rug. At least, Arkana is not directly lying on the stone ground. Atem got a little concerned for a moment. He had to take a break from dancing among the other dancers (because why would he only just stay on the throne and watch when he can also have fun?) and check on Arkana.

       Though, the magician ensuring that the Pharaoh isn’t touched against his will is bringing a smile on Atem’s face.

       “I appreciate it. The dancers are kind so I’m sure all will be fine.” But yeah, you never know what may happen. This is why he’s grateful. “Thank you.”

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@dmarkana​ said: "Hello, I am here to discuss a brand new opportunity. We are looking for people who were alive during ancient Egypt, who are undead and can play a children's card game. If you meet any of these requirements, please contact me. We will pay you one raw onion and garlic every hour."

       This was oddly specific. And very sus.

       “What? And what do these people have to do?”

       He snorts. “Hah. Paying me in onion and garlic? I have a lot of that already. You couldn’t pay me enough.”

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@dmarkana​ said: A red boot kicks open a door. Walking into the room, Arkana held a box of matches in one hand and his staff in the other. "I heard someone was talking shit about magicians. I've come to solve that problem. And right at nap time too."

       Ah, yes. Reason #2 as to why Anzu’s curtains are burned off. No one talks smack about Dark Magician! Ok but, he will be getting Anzu new curtains. She has no fault in anything. The deity’s size is unavoidable, especially at smaller spaces.

       … Is Arkana holding matches? Well, it looks like there will be more fire to be dealt with.

      “My magicians get only the praise they deserve. And they’re the best in my view. This, certainly, will not ever change my mind.”

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@dmarkana​ replied to this post: "Matches"

       “Oh, come on. You surely want something else other than burning things, don’t you?”

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Cont. [x] // @dmarkana​

       With just as much as lifting his index finger he magic beams that large water bottle out of there. Then crosses his arms and continues to glare. Not too long after he sighs and raises an eyebrow in a questioning look.

       “I haven’t been informed of your visit. But I suppose, you’re welcome to stay if you promise not to misbehave.”