#dmitri speaks

[spreadsheet-system]

Currently suffering from “this body looks nothing like me at all and I feel so trapped being an alter and not having my own body that looks like me” syndrome

[hayleysmuses]

Grandpa, were you ever in a band or something at one point in your life? I’m pretty sure my uncle, David, mentioned he used to be in a band in... was it college? So that’s why I’m asking. :>

Haha, no, nothing like that. Just a simple farm boy with a guitar is all I was.

Though sometimes Deb would sing while I played, if she knew the songs. Not much of a band, but...it was enough for me. And it made me want to learn as many songs that she knew as I could, just so I could hear her sing along.

[hayleysmuses]

Did I hear that there’s another dad here?! 

[hayleysmuses]

Hey, can someone help me with the....what’s it called....the Netflik? I want to watch more movies and I just finished Coco.

It was amazing!

[hayleysmuses]

I think the boys are afraid of me...

I’m not surprised and I don’t blame them, but...can’t say it doesn’t sting a little bit.

[hayleysmuses]

Aww!! Babies!! Got any names planned or are they gonna be a surprise ;)?

Well, Deb and I were thinking of naming them David and Daniel, since the doctor said they were both boys. 

Can you believe it! We’re having not one, not three, but TWO boys!

[hayleysmuses]

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...So I didn’t bring this up last night, but seeing as I’m still here, I will probably need a place to sleep tonight.

But obviously, I’d prefer somewhere that doesn’t inconvenience anyone!

[hayleysmuses]

Sooo is me being Daniel’s daughter just a BIT more believable since it’s 2019 and they were both born long ago??

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Am I really a grandpa? I haven’t even gotten to be a DAD yet!