#dmvposting

[murderballad]

can anyone hear me

[flowergirlmiwa]

plate: LESBIAN

Customer: I'm a lesbian

DMV: BASED

Verdict: APPROVED

[murderballad]

still think about shit dc girls say all the time...this bitch says she's from dc but she's from virginiaaa

[unbronzebitch]

now why did the screen at the DMV just feel the need to inform me that Athens is going to reopen an aquaduct dating back to the reign of Emperor Hadrian 😭🤡💀

[shadedwillow]

god gives his boringest jobs to his eepiest tgirls

[shadedwillow]

if your car title gets fucked up at the dmv please dont be too mad, the trans girl putting it into the computer in the back is probably sooooo tired. she probably has big bags under her eyes cuz she never gets any sleep and lives on caffeine and has to work so much overtime. and nobody's made her cum in a while so she's really pent up and keeps getting distracted thinking about having an obedient toy waiting in her apartment who will get on its knees for her as soon as she gets home from her 12 hour shift and make all my stress melt away in its mouth. her stress i mean oops

[bumblingest-bee]

what did we do this time