#dnd another day

[thethornofzadash]

Do you ever look at a dragon, a fat, chubby, monster of a dragon, and your dragon-hating ass goes "I want that one!"?

[thethornofzadash]

(set in the not so far future)

A film about someone who inherits the dining room table from their great grandma. At a party, someone leans on it and it suddenly snaps open to reveal an unfinished tabletop game - maps, character sheets, dice, notes ... 

A Notebook set at the top reveals the truth - great grandma used to play a very long-running game, they were close to finishing but never met up for the last session because Life(tm) got in the way. It’s the protagonist’s quest to finish that game. At All Costs.

(Optional: One of the old players is still alive in some retirement home. But as any good mentor does, they die before they can reveal the last bit of their wisdom. It seems like all is lost.)

It’s like Jumanji meets Your Favourite TTRPG Podcast On The Internet

[thethornofzadash]

Sometimes 2 am is the best time to drop some Strahd memes. If we can’t come for him, we at least can destroy his life by meme-ing the shit out of him.

[thethornofzadash]

I could make a playlist for Brynne!

OK that’s all bye

[thethornofzadash]

In the light of the most recent episode of Critical Role, is there anything Homebrew on the Postal System? Or do I have to do anything on my own? 

[thethornofzadash]

I love how DnD supports my love for making characters and building worlds but never actually develop any plot

[thethornofzadash]

Dwarves not having handrails? My dwarf paladin would die within seconds.

AKA more reason why she hates dungeons.

[thethornofzadash]

My pockets full of jewellery, ten days to live... Locke got away with worse, I think.